The kids are in bed, the missus is watching Glee, and I’m tossing back San Migs in an effort to numb the pain in my ears from the TV.

+1 what DezB says.
Netmums, carboots etc etc
christ we’ve got thousands of pounds worth of stuff that cost peanuts. Our house looks like an uber posh nursery and the sprogs are fitted out with Jasper Conran, Next…etc The best bit is not giving two hoots if they break or wreck anything.

binners – make it look cheap by asking for something more. Ask for a Nicolai Helius AM with full XX and you’ll bound to get the cheaper Transition.

a second hand BMX and a bottle of 2004 Cristal…..bizarrely

I too had a simillar yelp which was dealt with immediately by Dr M.

numb plumbz

that’ll be the awesomeness!
failing that you could copy and paste the text 🙂

White space? try F5 to refresh or is white space youth lingo for awesome?

+1 what binners said

I’m 36 and pondering my first BMX. Me laddo is getting one for chrimbo…why can’t I..?

I’ve had her, she’s crap.

HIV doesn’t like a mozzers digestive system. If it could I doubt it would last long in it’s mouth (where it would need to be in order for transmission to occur).

I love religion!!

Here’s why http://dawonderful.blogspot.com/

what brassneck said, I need a 16incher [sniggers]. NBT/Binners have failed me massivley and will promptly be removed from the chrimbo list 🙁

So far, Amazon/JE James are looking good.

NBT might just have salvaged chrimbo, subject to loo-dick-er-russ offer.

SpangleSpack is AWESOME.

I’m feeling the love right now.

noooiiiccce but about £100 more than we wanted to spend

soma rich 🙂

My little girl is 20months and that video seriously distressed me. It’s terrible that she has died. One Chinese microblogger put it best…”there are no cars in heaven”.

mortgage+bills = bang 50% gone 🙁

Does he have an assistant? if he’s autistic and had a statement then he should get help in the classroom.

+1 for American Werewolf

Has anyone mentioned than it was Rik Mayall’s first appearence on film? he was one of the yokels in the “Yorkshire” pub….that was filmed in Wales.

stop it all of you, you’re making a sound engineer laugh 🙂

I will +1 BigJim and his M-Audio 2496 Audiophile, **** awesome little card. I use one hooked upto a Yamaha O2R96v2 with some Genelec 1031’s.

I’m way more awesome than you lot 🙂

I got some Castrol 10wt fork oil from Halfrauds.

http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_storeId_10001_catalogId_10151_categoryId_165507_productId_222233_langId_-1?cm_mmc=Shopping-_-Google%20Product%20Search-_-Car%20Care%20%26%20Maintenance%2FMotorcycle%20Parts%20%26%20Accessories%2FMotorcycle%20Oils-_-Castrol%20Fork%20Oil%2010W%20500Ml&source=shopping

I too have huge throbbers and the nurses took a platelet sample but alas my count was only “normal”. It’s the only thing about me that is 🙁

Would if I could.

I still give blood though so I’m still awesome.

Beware Taff, you only get one of these a year. If you get found out go with…”I could have bought the ##### which is £### more expensive. With the £### left over I’m going to buy you a ####”.

aahhh sod it. I’ve just seen the mud and it’s very muddy. I’ll just have to do a boring road/canal path/middlewood way sorta route instead.

Well I can’t fault them on speed. I’ve got the light in me grubby mitts. Once the mud is more solid than liquid I’ll give them a go 🙂

I got Halfrauds to put some hoops on the front after my Goodyear summer tyres finally failed. The Goodies were awesome, even in snow. The Avon replacements are shite. Me and the missus have both had it hugely sideways in the damp. ‘it’ being an exciting diesel Vectra. ‘exciting’ meaning very dull but comfy.

This winter will be fun 🙁

+1 what Don Simon said 🙂 Think London, Think Plague, Think AVOID

UPDATE: I definitely can’t afford the Troutie due to something called ‘life’ and the ‘real world’. Instead I’ve ordered a half the price MagicSh!te with extra oojermeflips. ‘pparently they’ve fixed all the gremlins with the old lights.

1000 lumens for 315 minutes has been claimed.

I’ll let you know….

nbt – welldone but the fact you know where it is means you need to stay in more

UPDATE: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo

car insurance and breakdown cover on top of new cam belt means no new light for the next few months. It’s the best part of grand down the pan with nothing to show for it 🙁

that makes me a sad panda

I’m stalked constantly, but then I am totally awesome.
+1 what Camo16 said, how weird? bunny boiler or horny gilf?

It’s pretty much the only riding I do now, DAM YOU SMALL NEEDY CHILDREN. I always tell the missus where i’m going and a rough eta of when I’ll be home.
I’m currently waiting for enough beans in the account to purchase a new Troutie light after my Lupine died a death in one of those “…ooh it would be terrible if the light packed up now, hang on it’s just gone, oh you’re f###ing kidding me, REALLY, that is NOT funny, no dude, dude, no!” momments.
One you might wanna try is dawn riding. Set off at about 4am, tiz uber awesome.

Best bit of disc brake advice I ever got was to NEVER CLEAN THEM. Infact, on one brake setup I had I actually found it beneficial to cover them in mud.

Could be a million different things from a leaky gasket to a stuck EGR valve. The main reason is the driver. Mondeo owners are in middle age denial and Focus drivers like to make everyone think they’ve got an ST. As a result they both have bricks over the gas pedal.
Me, I’ve got a diesel Vectra which I drive like a massey ferguson.

TOILET MUG

+1 what Richmtb said & also http://www.pasties-by-post.co.uk/

(I’m a plimuff bouy livin up norff innit)

I have the opposite. My secondhand Lupine has died a death but the battery is unbinnable due to there being nothing wrong with it. I’ve still got it, the uber fast charger and the pack. 7.4 volt, 4Ah, yours for £25 posted.

stoner – what tyres?

Are bar ends on risers a faux pas? blimey, I must be older than I think!!! It’s WELL SICK BEAST comfy though.

pipe’n’slippers over here when you’re ready

Bar end fail……I fear not baby puppy, it is YOU that is in trouble.
They’re Coda Ski Bends and most DEFINITELY on the correct way round.