I’ll keep an eye ooot in Stockport.

I fully expect to be back at the quacks and oh you just know it’s gonna be phytophotodermatitis.

And cue six weeks of raging sunshine that I won’t be allowed out in 🙁

j3ffo – cheers dude, all help appreciated.

Tide mark drawn 🙂

I’m not fat….it’s my hormones

…they like cake

I_did_dab was the closest but I’m not ruling out Phil’s cat AIDS. For my final meal I’m having another one-a-day antihistamine, 500mg of flucloxacillin, 2x glucosamine 2KCL tablets and a cod liver oil tablet.

Hear me rattle.

back again!
annnnnd the answer wasssss……. cellulitis, and a big one at that.
The quack looked and then backed off sharpish. I’m on 4-a-day super sized granny strength antibollocks which only a seasoned hooker could swallow in one go. If there’s no improvement by Friday then it’s amputation.

Ebola!……in Stockport!!

Any bets on necrotizing fasciitis?

It’s called ‘life’. Everyone is feeling crap at the mo.

how long have I got?

ditto

mummy make it stop

might be a bit late but if you have small kids then Butlins is v.good. We went to Minehead and the weather really doesn’t play a role.

My experience.

I bet that felt good.

Holy crap this sounds like it could be my life in the future! Mrs.TRH went batsh!tcrazy around chrimbo but found several life changes quite rewarding. Naturally I was the root cause of all the problems. Recently she’s started picking again at EVERYTHING. Tiz a vicious circle though as the more she picks, the more stressed I get, the more ‘mistakes’ I make. She up and down like a brides nightie. We’ve got two kids and I’m not sure where we would be if we didn’t have them.
I’m a good catch me, no really but I’m made to feel like a piece of doggydoo. It’s our 10th wedding anniversary coming up and she doesn’t want a party which is probably my cue to start worrying. I really hope I’m making a mountain out of a molehill but my gut instinct tells me I’ll be starting a similar thread in the near future 🙁

god I’m a miserable **** today!

I know how you feel. It’s bleddy depressing. I keep soldiering on but I think the mud is winning. I don’t mind getting pooh-high, it’s the time spent cleaning the bike that narks me. I even had to vac the mancave because of the mud from Saturday nights jaunt!

Oh for a life without the need for mudguards!

Sorry to moan, heads in a dark place at the mo.

I feel your pain.

No.1 didn’t sleep at all for 18months but will now sleep for his country.

No.2 better but still insists on waking the house at 5:30am, (little cow)

No.3 n/a as I’ve been taken off the grid

Nothing works, they’ll sleep when they want to and there’s **** all you can do about it.

TRH likes this but still thinks he’s more awesome than you.

As much as I love my Avids, I’d steer clear of the G3 rotors. My Elixir’s eat them for brekky so much so I’ve gone back to G2 rotors just for a bit of longevity.

http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/Models.aspx?ModelID=15263

You got kids? croup is doing the rounds at nursery. No doubt so other lurgies are hitchin a ride as well.
Have you tried nuking your throat with a curry? Can’t hurt to try.
What does your uvula look like?

That’s ying and yang that is. My weekend has been a ferkin ‘mare. No riding and a constant tirade of ear bashing off the missus. I feel sh!te. I’m glad you had a good one 🙂

This is why me and missus went to Vegas. By 11am we were married, pished and playing poker at the bar, and I mean AT the bar. They have machines built in. 10th anniversary next month 🙂

Always, but only to fend off the honeyz.

I’m gorgeous me.

It’s “A Brief History of Time” and 10million people have bought a copy.

Higgs is easy, “Particle Spin” fries my head.

Sweetners are nasty stuff IMO. Banned in kids food, banned by the yank military. MSG on the other hand is awesome!

I here Prof. John Terry made the announcement.

I’m going to go ahead and assume they were loooow and fast. They touched. One plane went up, one plane went down. I’m hoping the two missing airmen didn’t know much about it.

Harry – turbo issues could be a stuck EGR valve. Bung a garage £50 and they’ll clean it out for you. 1hour job tops.

Cougar – 2x500ml in the drinks holders behind the hand brake is normally enough for me. I’ve never seen a drinks holder take a 1.5l sized bottle before.

I drive a Vectra for ironic reasons.

Cougar – really? loads in the Mk3

Vauxhall Vectra 1.9cdti exclusiv (with no e on exclusive…that’s how exclusive it is). Uber comfy seats and galactic boot.

Re: Skoda – I can’t get passed the name either.

The missus went on Saturday as it was a big part of her youff. Me and the kids dropped her off. Heaton Park looked like the biggest pub garden in the world. She will die happy now.

Twins means you’re a real man who fires weapons grade manfat.

good work

Tommy Cooper did it as well

could also be Les Dawson

sounds more like a Spike Milligan thing

It’s never good to here of a rider down. I hope I never have to face cancer, it scares the arse out of me thinking about it. The courage required is truly humbling. We are all made of star stuff, but some of us shine brighter than others.

Hope it goes well tomorrow.

yours, TheRealHoops (one of the dim ones)

ps. Bike riders never die, they just get recycled.

Get a new seal and piston kit as soon as. I let mine go and go until eventually after four years it stuck completely with about 1mm of movement. I did strip it once to clean the seals and it helped but once they start going it gets harder to get them out.

http://www.bikegoo.co.uk/product.php/733/0

Welcome to the world of coffee and night riding. Hope Mrs.D has a good pregnancy.

druidh – I wish. I wanted to call the girl MC San Andreas but the missus was ‘aving none of that either 🙁

paper and craft knife and time and tin of Plasti-Kote paint
equals miniature Nicolai