Happened to Erik Zabel on the 2004 Milan San Remo. Must be quite gutting after 7 hours in the saddle!

I just say “Shut up Legs” in a Jens Voigt way .

When you get to a certain age your barber does it for you without even asking

Reached that age. I even get a bit of a buzz on the ears sometimes.
I dont look like this honest.

Assos sizing does come up small. Im 6ft 2 and weigh 72 kg and large fits me alright. I normally wear medium in most other cycling brands.

I would only stop for a comfort break so to speak. Refuel on the move!

I don’t think I would like to go back. I had a good laugh there don’t get me wrong. Perhaps to good. I went to basically avoid getting a job. I did a subject that required quite a lot of commitment and I found it quite difficult. I ended up getting chucked out, not for anything cool just for doing no work and failing. Im not really cut out for academic life!

How about if you were going down the Pub ended up drinking 8-10 pints by mistake and upon stumbling home you slipped up and landed on your head . Would you of worn a helmet to the Pub if you knew this was going to happen?

Let us know you views on the venue!

I’m amazed that no-one’s mentioned Slough 🙂

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough!
It isn’t fit for humans now,
There isn’t grass to graze a cow.
Swarm over, Death!

Thanks Crell!

Thicko question!

How do I save my ride as a GPX file after I have finished, so I can view and use again in the future?

I’ll give the marriage two years. In dog years.

Is she wearing a syrup?

What side is he going to be on?

If your gonna get a new tattoo may as well get one of the ‘big three’ .

I prefer the Crazy world of Arthur Brown

they sure play a mean spin-ball

there has got to be a twist.
A spin ball wizard,
S’got such a supple wrist.

Or listen to Tommy the Rock Opera !

They worked for him.

Maybe we should of practiced spin a bit more in the Nets. Could of been out for less than 100 at one point. Come on Anderson et al skittle em out!

Can youuuuuuu dig ittttttttttt!

Largest country in the world with one time zone China!

Managed 25 . I do have long arms though so further to go than some!
I clearly need to drink more beer .

I thought the Tango Man Gavin Henson was the King round here, I seem to remember from a previous post.

2 Alcohol free days a week? I’ll drink to that!

In my hope brakes I use Hope pads. I dont think much of superstar components . They might of improved since I used them last that being said .

I strive for mediocrity and to be average .

If we are talking about 2011 it was just above 7000 miles.
2012 100 so far!

100 mile road ride round the Chiltens today. Last 20 miles it rained, joy! 🙂

Never easy losing part of the family. My cat is 19 years old. Hope she has a few more miles in the tank. RIP Ed.

Didnt Jan Ullrich microwave a pot of Nutella and drink it through a straw ? Proper off season diet. Anyway I hope Cav wins .

Gawd bless you the Quins! Great result for us, not so good for the Quins haters! 🙂 The pitch didnt hold up to well!

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Throw yourself into the road, darling.

Thats a question like why is the sky blue? Because thats the way it is.

Mastibation

I have found most coppers quite reasonable . I have been pulled over once. Random stop just wanted to know what I had been up to. Could tell I hadnt been drinking. He wrote a description of what I looked like. I said I was 6 foot 2. He said im 6 foot 2 and your not as tall as me. Then he wrote I has scruffy hair. Was all very odd, but I was just polite and allowed to go on my short scruffy looking way.

taking holiday, or a just not coming in?

if the latter, that is mental… i hope they were told to stop pissing about and get in to work!

They didnt take it as holiday! He was a very strange man.

Someone rang in to my work once saying they wouldnt be in because “they had a few things to do this afternoon” . 😕

Even though its allowed in the highway code, I personally wouldnt of ridded two abreast on that road . Judging by his moobs and gut the van driver could do with getting on a bike now and then!

BO’D was once asked who the best player he’d played against

Tana Umaga ?