I hurt my back terribly once in Austrailia. The farmer I was working for found me still holding on to the genny I’d tried to lift. I was in unbelievable agony and unable to stand. He lifted me in to the back of the ute and took me to the nearest town to see the (Aussie rules) footy team’s physio. A thoroughbred alcoholic she looked more like Lily Savage than Lily ever did complete with leopard print minidress. She practiced the Bowen technigue (subtle manipulation for me interspersed with fag and red wine breaks for her) within an hour I was able to stand within 2 hours we were all in the pub. I recommend it thoroughly

I’ve put a bell on my bike. It’s light, unobtrusive and handy in busy areas. People seem to respond to and appreciate it. Plus it pings when things get mental

I shouldn’t have expected anything less DBW

Ha, the righteous ones.
I was aware of the t&c’s and that they are binding but when these things are completely out of my control and there is no other option but to rant, that’s what I do. I believe that is my right

Great idea for a thread. There’s so many! Time to get the headphones on

Electric Ladyland
Ill Comunication
In Utero
Exile on Main Street
Mellow Gold
Leftism
Endtroducing
What Ever People Say I Am That’s What I’m Not
Sheet One
Black Sunday

I’ve popped one in my pikes and it’s worked a dream as Ive not bottomed out since.

Another angle. A man I know bought a Giant Glory and promptly crushed 2 vertebrae on its first day out……he’s lucky and back on a bike but his wife has forbade full sus in the hope it’ll slow him down…….he’s already serving up whoopass on the local Strava DHs. Tart

In the middle? Rye Doe!

Yes please
It matches my helmet!

Working in haulage I use truckstop/public/communal showers most days of the week. These people on the whole, do not have gym body’s. Some might not have seen their own manhood for some time. Initially, I guess it is odd chatting with Trev the tarmaccer whilst he rubs soap over his bulging hairyness or noticing Stobart Stu turn away to put his socks on before his Ys but you just get used to it. You get on with it.

Maybe it’s because they’re old and a bit senile. Maybe you should offer to help them get dressed. Care in the community. Do your bit.

Or maybe just don’t stare

S933RMS -SPEERMS

This made me chuckle on the back of a Toyota Supra S933RMS

A time machine. So I can be first in the Scarlett queue

173! That’s the one. I used to deliver to the chaps next door. And they sold Bunderberg Ginger beer.

Kev can leave the room but I’m liking jalapeños, the cheesy cranberry and especially the cold curry mango chutney.

Yeah, thats awkward. I can’t seem to edit that

I’ve just got an Andy Stand that is ideal for everything I need apart from fork servicing. Simple, light and stable.

Learn to wheelie.
And when I’ve got wheelie good at that……..learn to manual

Christmas is all about the blend……the mix

I’ve ust been given one of thise handy Andy stands…,.. They’re great, they hold the bike upright and are easy as sin to use

I’ve ridden the Bronson, the Solo/Nifty Len, the Tall Boy and the blur and as a pleb looking for a complete bike I’d say the 5010 is perfect. A great climber with strength and control on the downs.

Devils on horseback have seen to that

P.s. Stilton on water biscuits is positively -cal

Bread??? Are you mad? I have a figure to maintain

I’ve just brought tha youngun a Linx thingy that has a wossname usb jobby. I’m hoping I can plug in my gpstuff

1+2+double cream+sprinkles+everyone else is in bed

Feeding the pony

Pound land. No point wasting that Black Eye Friday bargain saving

Shoes match gloves
Socks match jersey
Jacket matches enduro specific helmet
Shorts should be a combination of all the above.
And it has to be a go-pro

5;10 shoes
Endura Zymes
Odi grips
Montane Prism jacket
RS RCT3 Pikes
26″ wheels!
Beer

STRAVAAAAA!

Prodigy are certainly one of the few. And as stated already absolutely riotous live

Jimi Hendrix and Nirvana were consistent I wonder what their post-hiatus-comeback-need-to-get-the-kids-through-school albums would be like

The best kick bottom rock n roll band in the whole of sarf landan! Carter USM!

Will it be sponsored by Redbull?

I think these new style xenon lamps have a blinding effect on approaching drivers especially when tired at the end of a day. (coupled with plonkers who drive around with their bloody fog lights on)
Dark evenings, tea time tired drivers, xenon lamps, fake bluish xenon lamps, fog lamps, lamps out of alignment….it’s a jungle sometimes

Cheers Jamie,
Anything to aid my denial.

I will go get myself booked in asap.

Billy’s got some work to do before he gains his knots badge