I love the smell of Napalm in a morning!!!!

"I fart in your general direction"

…could only be Monty Python

If its a reasonable sized drawing mayby she is crying about what she isn’t getting atm

or buy a casing and put laptop hdd into it to create an external hdd, I have done this successfully in the past

or buy a cing and put laptop hdd into it too create an external hdd, I have done this successfully in the past

Michael Jackson, a life fo opposites

A boy in a mans body and
A man in a boys body (although never proven)

Anyone ever thought that the rhinestone’s on those gloves must ‘chafe’ abit for the kids?

well the seller may be desperate to get rid of the stock so do as you will………….

still think kids can do this the best….

….standing in queue at Tesco little girl infront of me (about4-5 years old) turns to her mum and says “Mummy why have you got no knickers on today?”

Ah the innocence of youth

TBH like all men of power MM doesn’t want to let it go (even though it would now be the best thing all round), however I think the Ferrari guy is pretty much cut from the same cloth annd needs his own wake up call

Thats not a strange shoulder lump, its the first signs of a muscle growing

it appears to be on an old shape navara, the new has a larger rear load area so is unlikely to fit

btw hora what type of spec /prescription are you looking at and i will give you a realistic idea of costs

well the high street guys charge what they do because they have staff and some v expensive equiptment to pay for that is not covered in the cost of an eye test (real cost is approx50-60quid most peeps pay 15-25)
with regard to frame quality i wouldn’t comment without seing it but the glazing sounds dodgy as high base curve lenses require adjustment s to take this into account when glazing.

….online glasses suppliers, and when you cant see thru them you’ll go back to you opticians and ask why?………high street opticians should start charging to diagnose the problems found in online specs, then people would maybe think twice, but hey ho you only get one pair of eyes

I have a related joke,

When bird flu came we killed loads of birds,
when swine flu hit we killed loads of pigs,
whats going to be the resolution to the asian flu?

And b4 the politically correct go off on one I am white british fat old bloke who can take a joke about his race shape colour so please dont take it personal

tell you what you come and work in my garden for a bit (unpaid) then I’ll do your form sound fair?

The Ghurkas are now based in Stafford, fantastic regiment, none of the drunken squaddie problems you can get from other regiments

it is a legal requirement to provide a prescription…….but not to fill in forms, these are therefore usually charged for, after all if you go into a shop and want an apple you pay for it, you want a copy statement from your bank you pay for it, why should an opticians be any different?

search minolta cosina on net I have a 100-400 zoom from my old dynax 500, which is still an excellent lense on my alpha

lidl ones are 10×50 for 14.99, seems a bargain tbh

well not a ‘one lense’ but the cosina 100-400 I have for my sony alpha is a superb lens, its actually the reason i bought the sony as had an old minolta dynax slr b4

at fourth stop i would ask for their reason and if they dont give one threaten them with police complaints authority as it is starting to border on harassment

two men walk into a bar, the first one says “blinkin ‘eck that hurt!!”

two men walk into a bar, the first one says “blinkin ‘eck that hurt!!”

Actually she should speatk to her HR dept about this all employers now have a duty of care to protect their staff from any kind of harassment form all staff AND customers/contractors so are duty bound to sort it.

Blackbird was my fave, a plane the US were using for 20 years b4 anyone knew they had it……

wonder what they have no we dont know about…..

my 2 peneth

religous differences are arguments over who has the best imaginary friend….

Lad I was at school with played for Aston Villa and wolves (phil Robinson)

Girl who works for me went to school with denise lewis and brother in law was in same class as the lesbo bird from brookside who is now in holywood (cant remember her name)