If I had farm with a nice barn I would dig a massive pit and cover it with tarpaulin. I will then post a bike check saying my bike is gold plated and have all the routes end at the barn and catch me a few of these guys. It puts the lotion on it’s skin.
The best thing I have seen is a "friend" trying to get stuck seatpost out of a frame. He wedged it between poles and tied a rope onto motocross bike. It ripped the frame right in half ha ha.