TSY and his/her identity issues:

iDave, diet master:

Elfin is a trendy vicar in my mind

Weird innint.

I see Don Simon (dodgy business man in spain)like this :

I don’t think I’d ever want to meet anyone from here as it’d ruin the illusion.

Binners has nailed my image of Hora.

Lazy troll, must try harder 1/10

Proper old school hardcore:

She’s your mum so you still love her?

Make sure it’s at lunchtime, the dinner ladies will protect you from the Big Hitters bullying you.

No.

Elf, I know you’ve had a go at the “shouty atheists” and mentioned them not being open minded, but have you thought about what they’re saying?

Maybe not what they’re saying but why? Why are they “shouty”?

Let me give you an example.

I met this bloke, shellsuit, perm, ‘tache. Anyway he told me about this thing called “Liverpool Football Club”. Only the true Scousers understood it. You had to be from Liverpool to support it. No compromise.

Well, I aint avin this I thought, so I told him he was wrong. I had observed evidence that there were blokes from places as far away as London that supported the ‘Pool too. Hard fact, versus his belief.

But he wouldn’t listen, kept going on about “plastics, la”.

My tolerance went, so I glassed him with my Chelsea tankard. True story.

Amyway, you get what I’m saying innit? He was convinced he was right, even when I’d showed him fact. His faith versus my scientific theory.

Basically what I’m saying is be thankful Woppit aint cut ya with his laminated copy of “The God Delusion”.

RealMan – Member

Only time I look in a mirror is when I’m about to go out on the bike. Aesthetics is everything

Really?

Agree with the tour shirts, stuff like this should be banned

Kids running wild on the streets, calls for the police to batter them.

If only there was someone to protect the yoof:

Believe me if you’d have physically touched those children I would have protected them.

?????

Where i work short sleeve shirt = consultant or dr. very confusing this wearing clothes to work business.

As a Best-Man what do I need to do?
I think tradition says “the bridesmaid”.

HTH

Caravans are better than hotels

Don’t know if this makes you middle class or not. I vote yes,

Tedious, Middle-Class, Home Counties twoddle

Has the Premiership footy started again? Must renew my Man U season ticket.

This doesn’t sound like it’s aimed at the more money than sense crowd does it?

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It’s not from Rapha by the way.

N-Dubz.

Underage drinking.

Happy slapping.

Sorry Mr W, thing’s aren’t looking good for your mate :(

Hora. He’s near you?

Got naked in my mates girlfriends garage on her birthday. In December. Wasn’t particularly flattering, as you can imagine.

Well, you know what they say. Skids are for kids.

Sorry M_F I don’t think they will be interested, as you’re not famous. Or funny.

Sorry to break it to you :(

The trolling zoo fighter, King of the forced dust eating.

Here’s a question for you:

What do
Cynic Al
Stoner
CFH
Have in common?

Answer: they’re all total **** ****

No.

TSY is correct, CATAIDS is like the bad AIDS but worse :(

Sorry for the doomy diagnosis.

I think its what that scottish politician had.

George something.

Fat Kids – whose fault?

Schools.

They need to reintroduce bullying. Verbal bullying to make them see the error of their ways, and physical so they have to run away. Bit of extra exercise then innit.

Thing I don’t get is how people like Ton are moaning about the protesters? You’re always saying you’d rip someones arm off if they owe you £10 for a pushbike part, but the kid’s shouldn’t get narky if their future’s threatened?

I blame their elders, bad example they’re setting, innit.

Local sourced crisps washed down with a nice Fosters/Stella blend.

Why haven't the health and safety people assessed the risk of sick people being burnt by hot drinks?

Maybe they have, and they decided the sick people would be in bed and not wandering about and that?

Noob!

Shhh, I know who she is really. that spoils the joke.

Or "joke" I suppose.

Never heard of her. Is she some speccy teacher or something, and can't see that her bike is rubbish?

Keep them. There's too much emphasis on stealth and that in modern warfare, it just seems cowardly.

We should use the Red Arrows with bombs or whatever they use to dazzle the enemy.

Also, we should have really slow planes like Spitfires to strike fear into the hearts of the (insert oil/mineral/whatever it is we're after these days foreign sorts) coz we don't run.

Ro,

YOU ARE 100% CORRECT, WHATEVER YOU JUST TYPED (I couldn't be bothered to read it) IS TRUE.

HTH