The more you SPEND the more you SAVE

Need to be thin though and shoes will be too tight otherwise

Get yourself some winter boots 1/2 size bigger than normal

The government is keen for home-owners to insulate their homes, but cavity walls were built as a barrier against penetrating dampness, So what happens when you fill an empty cavity with insulating material? Or in other words, when is a cavity wall not a cavity wall? Answer: when it is filled with damp fluffy stuff.

Cavity Wall Insulation Problems

The good thing is that non believers are now in the majority in the UK – 53% in recent a survey. One day it’ll be 100%…

It’s all explained on the Bank of England web site:

http://www.bankofengland.co.uk/publications/Documents/quarterlybulletin/2014/qb14q1prereleasemoneycreation.pdf

I only get cramp in the feet when pushing off from the ends too hard. It could alternatively be dehydration – try taking a water bottle with you.

my job is not entirely secure

Should you be taking on a 25 year mortgage commitment?

Helikon – ebay

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HELIKON-MILITARY-MENS-UNIFORM-CADET-COTTON-CANVAS-BELT-METAL-BUCKLE-OLIVE-GREEN-/271616101872?var=&hash=item3f3d94cdf0:m:mGirnwtm52WOmxvJwnBjSLg

Tip – If you’re not sure about size buy one size up and you can cut down as necessary.

ScrewFix degreaser – 5ltr £8.99

http://www.screwfix.com/p/no-nonsense-heavy-duty-degreaser-5ltr/88668

Unless the Government finds the seeds to the magic money tree

They already have – it’s called Government Borrowing

Perhaps he has being offered it but has too much self respect and turned it down. Three Tour wins are the real honours not some worthless title.
As Richard Feynman says:

Endura Hummvee jersys – good quality & not too expensive – £20 here:

http://www.jejamescycles.com/endura-hummvee-ii-s-s-jersey.html?gclid=CIH_29eM29QCFe6d7QodKWkHiA

I decided to get prescription goggles and stop wearing contact lens whilst swimming after reading this horror story about a woman who went blind in one eye:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39568781

Shimano M089 SPD Mountain Bike Shoes – Wide Fit

http://www.wiggle.co.uk/shimano-m089-spd-mountain-bike-shoes-wide-fit/

Gallows Humour

Do it properly – strip the paper off the ceiling and both walls and then re-paper. Anything else will be a bodge job and will always look like it. You may of course be happy with a bodge job.

I painted a pine table with Ronseal Knotblock primer/undercoat & eggshell top coat. Needed 2/3 coats of undercoat & 2 of eggshell but the knots haven’t bled through after 2 years.

http://www.diy.com/departments/ronseal-knot-block-white-primer-undercoat-750ml/109468_BQ.prd?ecamp=Seapla&ppc_type=shopping&ds_kids=92700016006839062&gclid=CNKAi97kzNECFVRsGwodlK0Bvg&dclid=CPreqd7kzNECFTQw0wodTIUKSQ

Execellant – get back to normal at last.

We asked some locals in the Wetherstone pub in Merthyr if they would recommend a curry house and they said there was no good places to eat in Merthyr – they were all rubbish. We ended up having Burger & Chips in the Wetherstone.

There is no such thing as Rising Damp – see Ask Jeff link:

http://www.askjeff.co.uk/category/damp/

Suspect water is running off ‘Dry’ stone wall onto external wall or breaching the damp course causing the damp problem.

teef I looked at that one , you got one ?

Yes – Bit noisy, does the job though but I only use it lightly – receipts, etc Metal cage already has dent in but at least you can tell when it’s full.

ProAction from Argos – £19.99

http://www.argos.co.uk/product/9031544

Why do you need to set up your own ltd company? – can’t you sign up with a service company than raises invoices, handles VAT and payroll. Especially if you’re in a rush – then sort out the ltd company at you’re leisure.

Accept that fair market value is less than you think it is….

Accept that fair market value is half what than you think it is….

Wasps never reuse a nest as they all die except the Queen who creates a new nest every year. Forget paying £30 – do it yourself with Nippon powder after dark or on a rainy day. They’re great predators on other garden pests – neighbours had a nest last year and we had no problems with green/black fly.

The symptoms of hay fever include:

frequent sneezing.
runny or blocked nose.
itchy, red or watery eyes (allergic conjunctivitis)
an itchy throat, mouth, nose and ears.
cough, caused by postnasal drip (mucus dripping down the throat from the back of the nose)

Aldi/Tesco own brand Hay fever tablets about £1 – worth a try.

Hayfever?

I think they’re Polish

Are they tenants? If so get in touch with the landlord – chances are the lease says no pets.

OBE – Order of the British Empire – there isn’t a British Empire anymore.
Scrap the whole stupid system or at least rename them to something more relevant.

Here’s what Richard Feynman thought about honours:

Bright coloured jerseys & jacket – you ain’t going to be seen in grey & black.

We do have 2nd highest debt to GDP ratio in the world

I wouldn’t go there if you paid me – OK I would but it have to be at least enough to buy a new bike – £3500 perhaps?

What’s your price?

Same saddle

Try a different saddle – maybe the padding has gone

Kate Moss diet – Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

I never do more than 2 hours a day decorating – that way you don’t get sick of it. After a few days it’s finished and it never seems too much of a chore.

It’s better than Clare Balding presenting it – mind you that ain’t difficult…

You can’t make sure you are seen

You can improve your chances though by wearing high viz gear

Make sure you are seen – wear bright colours & use a rear flashing light.

White.

Cheap & no cutting in.

I was thinking of getting one – won’t be now.