Its pretty gloomy in there

Paint the walls and ceiling white – should brighten the place up a bit.

Don’t they have radar in America that tracks helicopters?

How could it have been any different.

If her car wasn’t moving, it’s not her fault.

That’s if you’ve only heard and believe one side of the story

Not so simple

Are you sure your wife’s description is completely accurate – it’s not just a case of only hearing one side of the story?

Turkey – Why not have something nice instead?

Drop of washing up liquid on inside of lens – spread around and wipe off excess – repeat every few rides usually does the trick.

I used quick setting araldite once – supported it with some tape and my hand until set – it never came off again.

Take a look at this web site – Ask Jeff – regarding damp issues:

http://www.askjeff.co.uk/rising_damp.html

33cl bottle of Duval is £2.15 at Tesco – expensive but you don’t need too drink many of them @8.5%

I’m told twice is the plan.

I bet you take the road the second time

Forget the off road climb just go up the road

Transfer it into a SIPP and manage it yourself – don’t worry if you don’t know much about managing money – nor do the sold professionals and it’s a good opportunity to learn with a small amount.

Surely you don’t believe Government statistics do you?

See if you can have an MRI scan:

Hospital wanted to put my wrist in plaster for possible scaphoid fracture – told them I didn’t want it in plaster so they sent me for MRI scan instead. Got the all clear and just used a splint for a few weeks.

you get a ‘free’ annual service.

I know someone whose free annual service cost him £500 – as a rule in life avoid all but compulsory insurance

What do you want to do with it?

Mostly XC with a few drops and small jumps chucked in

Looks amazing – much better than the dull traditional dross either side.

You sure it’s not a case of:

“It’s something new, unfamiliar – I don’t like it”

Maybe he’s the third man in the BBC dressing room

Pudd quotes:

Fact is we are all capable of tolerance but some decide not to.

quite litteraly tell said neighbour to go F@©K himself.

I’m think there might be a flaw in your thinking – mind you I don’t think there’s much thinking going on in your head anyway

Don’t get a black car – nightmare in the summer as it absorbs heat and is like a sauna when you come back from a ride. Just sold my black car – never again.

I was going to buy something off one of them until he told me it was £7 for a set of dusters (60p at Wilkos) – sent him on his way.

acupuncture can be helpful

To the acupuncturist wallet perhaps but it won’t be any use to your back pain

Save some more money

Just heard on TV over 800 people have complained to the PCC about The Sun publishing the pictures – it’s pathetic – the more the Royals shit on some people the more they love it.

Why do you call it a ladder and not a snake?

That old excuse – They didn’t mark the papers properly…

Why was a concrete floor laid – is it a old house whose ventilation was never designed for concrete floors?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/propertyadvice/jeffhowell/7129177/Jeff-Howells-DIY-advice-concrete-floors.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/propertyadvice/jeffhowell/8474434/Should-my-floor-be-timber-or-concrete.html

If you do swap don’t use their automated account change service – never spoken to anyone where it went smoothly. Change all you own DD, SO, payments yourself.

When I’ve had acupuncture they put the needles into the problematic part of the body – and that works!

Ever heard of the placebo effect?

Acupuncture – i went once a week for about 6-8 weeks and it did really work…

Probably cured itself in that time – does anybody seriously believe sticking a needle in one part of the body will affect another – totally daft.

Met somebody on holiday who rated these guys:

http://bikethebigapple.com/

Is there any channel without Helen Skelton presenting? – she ruined the BMX yesterday and will probably do the same again today with the MTB.

On the end of the block – no side ways neighbours

Don’t get one – why risk being a bad neighbour having a nuisance dog?

It ought to be difficult to get a mortgage – it’s potentially a 25 year commitment to pay off a large amount of money. Property ownership isn’t for everybody and mortgages were too easy to obtain in recent times.

I suspect women’s beach volley ball being watched by men is actually a myth – like Miss World it’s mostly women who watch it

how come the extra day in february this year didn’t boost the economy then?

Maybe it did – it might have been even worse

Maybe it’s just a case of £25/week or paying just the council tax bill