Are you the Ratboy that works at CC, 1111…?

They don’t drink coffee they drink tea. They like their toast done on one side. You can tell it in their accent when they talk and in the way they walk their poncy walk…

Sorry – p!sspoor photo…

Is the guy in Harry’s post actually Vin Diesel without the SFX team to help him out…?

No brand seems to state it’s suitable for an enema but I reckon this ought to be of the right ‘grind’…

Way off, Mr. Woppit, I’m more akin to the guy in Derekrides’ post in as much as I have a beard, nipples, arms and legs, only they’re not quite the same size as our somewhat rotund friend…

Ed. I don’t, under normal circumstances at least, sit at my PC naked either. Okay, maybe after showering…

What coffee for a colonic…?

I think you’re all a bunch of something that would probably result in a banning should I have the balls to post a piccie.

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Go one size up, like Spesh and the Big S.

Phil, forgot to say, Nice Hat!

Ticket or not, anyone wearing one of those needs to be assaulted immediately. With prejudice…

That’s gotta be an artist’s intepretation of the average working man’s life.

Once our ‘lead’ had finished his rant the folk I was watching this with turned and looked at me in unison, one saying it reminded them of someone not so far away. It’s true to say I rant like that on a regular basis but, as with this ill-fated chap, it will amount to nowt.

I think the poignancy was in the scene where the Cowell-type character saw the commercial viability of the passionate expression of discontent and is echoed in Bill Hicks’ “Yup, we’ve got a dollar for that one, too…”

Ultimately sickening.

As an addition, when my knuckles start to crack open, I mix it up a bit; aloe vera blended with antiseptic cream seems to almost heal the cracks overnight (or maybe two if it’s getting a bad). Smells very familiar when mixed but for the life of me I can’t quite place it…

Well, a quick gander over the last few pages and from what I remember of the parts of this thread I’ve read it would seem that GrahamS is bloody everywhere, almost omnipresent, which is a quality usually attributed to God.

Soooo…I put it to you, sir, that you are infact God. But, because you don’t actually believe in yourself, you lack the confidence to demonstrate this in any worthwhile way.

No, wait…

Aloe Vera cream usually works for me where other, apparently more suitable creams haven’t. Time-tested…

As long as you don’t want the sun to accompany you on your night time forays the torch that Stoner reviewed has performed admirably so far. I use not only for my bike but also mounted to my rifle (for ratting) and as an all-round torch. Bloody fantastic for the money IMO and more than rivals much more expensive models of similar lumens that I’ve compared it to. Threads are a bit scrappy but easily fixed with a squirt of silicone spray.

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/ebay-cree-xml-20-torch-out-of-the-box-pics-review%5D

Agreed on the road bike comment; total waste of time trying to go anywhere at pace today. Probably be the same tomorrow, no doubt…

Good harpist, shame about the vocalist.

Very modest and unassuming guy too!

Pot, kettle, black.

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We all no doubt have, but to intentionally endanger a cyclist on the road whilst you’re driving? I wouldn’t have thought so.

Are you implying the act of the driver was malicious…? I’m not getting that from the OPs posts, merely an ignorant and careless individual. Like I wrote, something we all are from time to time especially when behind the wheel of a motor vehicle.

I think if he’d deliberatly tried to crush the guy between his car and the parked one then yes, maybe report him, but IMO it would be an over-reaction in this instance. From what I’ve gleaned at any rate…

The bung you’re writing of (and not meaning to patronise you) comes with a two-part fitting process. First you tighten the usually larger Allen headed bolt that tightens the friction clamp, then you fit your stem and nip-up the top cap.

I had a chap bring me a bike with a similar tightening issue last year and he’d attempted to tighten the steerer ‘bung’ by winding up the top cap bolt.

A land flowing with milk and honey will get very messy very quickly.

Ed. Gah, beaten to it. Sod.

We all do stuff in our cars that’s slightly dubious as far the law is concerned, don’t we (think speeding).

Soak it up and move on…

Yes but you can smell bread and other carbs from about a hundred metres away and would probably kill to obtain them.

P3 rating should do it. Available from most places that you’d expect to sell them.

“No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the LORD.”

I would have thought they’d need all the help they can get. Poor form.

I can’t be arsed reading back – anyone brought up the anthropomorphisation of this God being yet…?

Google is my friend…

Bob Catley

A dolphin’s brain

Bob Catley’s face must be so wrinkly now it’ll look like a dolphin brain.

Anyone confirm this…?

I’m giving this look some serious consideration…

Albeit without the glasses and with *ahem* slightly less hair on-top.

Les Morts Dansant. Superb…

It’s exactly the same as letting your dog sh*t all over the trails and saying it’s our fault for being disgusted.

ROFL! Get a grip. Seems to me some folk are mistaking humanity with fragility. What will they react like when something really bad happens…

I don’t know whether anyone has quoted it because I got bored with all the over-sensitive types comments – forgive me for not giving a ****.

Charlie Brooker on the mass weeping and gnashing of teeth over-reaction to Clarkson’s comment:-

It’s a bit like opening the door, looking up and saying ‘oh look, the sky’s blue’…

touch my winky again

I always thought touching wood was superstitious nonsense, personally.

It’ll be a tough one but first off – where abouts do you ride most of the time i.e. ‘soil type’ etc. ?

the patron saint of epileptic beekeepers…

ROFL!

Love it…

Aww, d’ya wanna hug, Graham ?

Good post, Cougar, but I’m not labouring over anything, just curious.

Personally, I celebrate nothing throughout the year, not even my day of birth.

I do like a good sunset, mind…

I meant without Googling it, Pyro. 😉

Well done you ‘caught me out’, I once said ‘oh my god’ duing sex so I must be a lapsed atheist

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