Heh
Likewise. I reckon someone got a few punches in post op cos they didn’t like my face. Or my nutsack…
Same as AdamW, too, with the one-sided shave – wtf!
Being serious – I lived with mine for many years before it suddenly became a risk and was considered urgent by the GP I saw. I was sent off to A&E with a letter after the GP spoke with a consultant as to the urgency and it still took around 5-6 hours before I was seen and then operated on. Danger of a colostomy bag was what they feared but I guess that’s always a risk with the op. Open surgery with a free mesh. Femoral hernia so a tad lower than most. NHS under general anesthetic. Not sure about doing that under a local, though, as suggested above – **** that!
Recovery was slow but I was in no rush, thinking you only get one chance to get it right. I was told 8-10 weeks but it was more like 3 months before I went anywhere near heavy weights (core strengthening in the interim) but the strength returned much quicker than the first few sessions predicted. Despite that, what was originally a post op pain of fiery razor blades being slashed down my left thigh, I’ve been left with complete numbness in that area. Party trick of sticking in needles without flinching kinda thing.
If it’s really urgent – as in strangulated – you’ll get to the front of the cue immediately without having to go private, IME.