You’re right.

**** y’all…

“I didn’t say anything, I wrote it” is absolutely pathetic.

It’s a **** fact, you dense prick. Re-read my post – the nuance of speech is absent from this media.

Arse, my arse.

Jeez…

It’s a fact, isn’t it. The fact there is no associative tone is what makes the written word so hard to understand.

So, y’know, don’t be such a dick about it, eh. [/serious]

Edit : And stop trying to create the illusion that I’m bonkers or whatever you’re trying to do with that “oh dear” shit. More folk than me think Drac has issues and have claimed as much. It’s not just me and I’m not frothing or anything, just stating a fact – he shouldn’t be a mod on this or any other forum because he can’t be impartial.

Don’t worry, guys – I’m oot.

Not worth it…

*captures worms and places them in can*

Except for your mad rant anyway

I wrote some things, I didn’t say anything.

I’ve actually ‘said’ nothing but… I don’t have a clue what your last post means regardless of that cock up.

Edit : Ah, you’ve edited and it makes a bit more sense. You know why I have a problem with you – you have a problem with me and deleted various posts while at the same time using the forum in a negative fashion yourself.

That makes you a hypocrite.

Of course you’d claim that.

🙄

Good job they’re one image and not separated into 3.

Heh

Yeah, that’d be a ban or a snotty email.

As for Drac – he’s a vindictive git and can’t separate his emotions from his modding decisions. He tries too hard to be funny and get in with who he sees as the popular crowd and won’t really rock the boat when it comes to them and generally plays to what he perceives as an audience (as do a lot of folk on here). He’ll happily pick on those considered by others to be fair game – y’know the users – and, most importantly, he’s a **** hypocrite.

How’s that for poking the sponge…

I doubt this’ll stand cos it’s negative use of the forum or whatever he informs me of in those pissy emails.

Only white sash in Google Fu but perhaps this…

Didn’t someone who looks very similar to that guy and singing similar stuff get punched?

Whilst in a car or something…

Reported

Edit : Muthafu…

No

I’m dog-ugly and just catching a glimpse of myself in the mirror pisses me off.

No

She’s dog-ugly and just looking at her pisses me off.

For around the last 15 years I’ve seen lots of rats hanging out at the edge of the river/stream that runs near to Morrisons.

About 37 years ago I used to hang out around the banks of the Kennet and again saw lots of rats, some exceptionally large.

But… perhaps James Herbert was a prophet and somewhere out there is a two-headed bugger just biding its time…

Sat waiting for some mates to make it out for pizza

There’s your reason for having so many chins, right there. Imagine if you put as much effort into watching your diet as you do trying to wind up folk that use Apple products…

But yeah, OP, lots of ways without having to use the shop. Last hurdle if it’s something they can’t fix over the phone or online, as Jamie wrote.

I’d phone your GP for something stronger.

Morphine patches worked for me for a bit. The mildest dose keeps you sharp enough to function (it did for me – talking power tools n stuff).

Matrifen in a 12 microgram dose is lowest but you can get stronger if they don’t work. The idea is to keep a steady flow of the drug in your blood so as to avoid pain relief delay.

arghghghghgh

That’s quite a guttural scream you have there; lots of Gs – almost like a laugh from this guy…

Perhaps you have some sealant sloshing around in your throat.

Mine is under my bed. For all sorts of reasons.

🙂

My partner almost encouraged me to swing it a few times in order to take apart a pallet claiming it’d do it no time. Whilst I concurred, I resisted due to the anal side of me wanting exactly the right length of kindling and continued in the usual fashion with a lump mallet and crow bar.

Would make a good anti-zombie device. Anti-anything, I suppose…

it was played before and after the adverts!

That’s just how they do things on that show. A snippet of the track/programme/film before they depart for the ads, same again when they return. It’s not exclusive it’s just that you noticed, I would imagine.

It’s awesome. Used it yesterday for a quick splitting session – it’s not quite the workout it once was with that bleedin’ hefty Mustang…

I’ve backed up all his early stuff in the hope of striking rich when he becomes famous.

Don’t forget the lyrics scribbled on small bits of paper and fag packets/Rizla…

🙂

Just to weigh in – Noel Gallagher’s The Importance Of Being Idle is a very well written piece – filled with musical cliches but still superb.

I’m an idle git so, y’know…it’s important.

8)

Excellent work, DeBz – gave me a laugh of satisfaction even if just for Candyman-type appearance.

Imagine – excellent song to sing and play IME – nice chords. Used to play it quite a bit at events.

Bet you’re well proud, Unfitgeezer.

Heh

You look like a **** gnome…!

I eat an entire broccoli (with some grated cheddar or just a bit of butter) most days. Around 500kcal of pistachios, too, for the snack bit – shelled so I can’t eat bloody great handfuls and gulp ’em down.

Comparatively, my partner likes to smoke but doesn’t do so in her own home because I bitched until she relented asked her not to.

In all weathers she pops outside to blaze one, the poor sod.

Love and respect, eh…

🙂

Not true. Even Brad looks like a dick in one of these…..

Nope – still cooler than you look in your flat cap, though he’s pushing it a bit with that shirt.

I like that Perchypanther, in order to make a point, uses an image of someone that’d look cool even if he was wearing nothing but a lump of festering dogshit on his head.

🙂

And pornography. I always found it weird that you can legally have sex at 16 but have to wait another two years before you can watch someone else doing it. You could’ve had two kids by the time you’re 18.

Perhaps the thought is that in those two years you’ll gain enough diverse experience to not be traumatised by what you’ll find in the murky world of pornography.

🙂

🙂

Can I just settle this? I really couldn’t care less whether you implied i’m a ****, or directly called me a ****, or suggested I just come across as a ****

Good.

I don’t know you so can’t make an assessment either way and hope you can get the gist of my original and following post.

You ****

And just so we’re not cross-posting with edits again…

Let’s take a scenario – you engage in something and lose your shit and say some inappropriate things to a stranger. One of your mates witnesses this and calls you on it for coming across as a bit of a dick. Is he calling you a dick or is he suggesting that you behaved in a dickish manner?

And, more importantly, do you feel he would be insulting you for claiming as much?

Ironically it was what you wrote after that – you seem to like doing what you object to FROWNS

IMHO its an insult to binners just adding “some may think that” or “it appears that” or “you come across as” is is just some way of saying what you think whilst having an unconvincing get out that enables you to some how say you are not being insulting whist delivering an insult

You just can’t help yourself, can you.

Face it, Junkyard – you’re wrong in this instance – you have no idea what I mean when I write anything and you’re now just making yourself look pretty argumentative and quite stupid. I’m not trying to wriggle out of anything or give myself some sort of excuse or whatever the **** you’re trying to get at. Just accept that you’re wrong in this instance and move along.

If you continue to engage in internet arguments (and you most certainly will, cos, y’know, you see it as some sort of badge of honor or something) then you’re likely to lose a few. Take this as one of those and give it a **** rest. I know what I wrote, you’re presuming you know. Stop trying to make me out to be some sort of hypocrite or something. As I wrote above and in true tautological stylee – you’re wrong.

TBH I have no idea why you’d think I feel the need to beat around the bush when it comes to insulting folk – I have form for being direct and my posts removed so what you’re claiming doesn’t fit the poster, does it.

You’re an unnecessarily argumentative addition to this forum, Junkyard. Perhaps it’s time to take a long, hard look at what really motivates most of your posts and visits to this place, eh…

I’d give it a go if it was served in puff pastry. Y’know, like a sausage roll but with puffin meat.

Puffin Puff Pastry Roll

D’ya reckon it tastes like chickeny-fish…?

I’ve answered with clarity. If you think otherwise then you’re trying to make something out of nothing or perhaps, as usual, you’re both just looking for internet points and/or an argument.

In fact, you seem to be trying to tell me what I meant in my post, which is a bit weird considering I was the author.

🙂

More than one way to skin a puffin, eh…

I dont see how the addition of the phrase “coming across as” makes one a statement and the removal makes it an insult

Okay, then let me elaborate. If I felt Binners was an arsehole or a **** then I would’ve written that. Because I don’t know him for real I can only comment on how he’s coming across because it might not be his intent to be acting in such a way and he might be unaware of it.

Pointless to jump to conclusions based on a few words that do little to convey the nuances of human interaction.

The rate posts are being deleted on this thread I reckon my previous ‘half way down page 3’ post will be on page 1 by lunchtime.

I can’t recall the whole the thread but I don’t think anything’s been deleted but that word has been mysteriously edited with a five star-out not a four which lead me to think that it had been added to the swear filter but one got through the net so that’s not the case.

Sloppy work for missing one, Unseen Mod. 😉

You have a strange username, Smell_it. I often see your posts and think smell what, exactly. And invariably, from the warped recesses of my mind comes a voice that says…

The glove. Smell the glove.