It was okkkkkkk……
Doc was good settled me down with a scotch and coke.
Started talking about twitching which indeed I was.
Strange feeling having a bloke fondle your balls but hey I’m here so do it to me muddyfunster!!
Informed me that I have a node on left 1 which kyboshed my “man not going to Doctors for nad problem” cancer fears. Result!
A couple of “injectiones” and I was comfortably numb. A small slice and some slight tugging (Quiet at the back) while the executioner pinpointed the corterising.
And then this:
” You may smell somtheing like cooking bacon as I do this. ” And the proceadure began.
SSSSsssssssshhh – Smoke rising – SSSSHhhhhSSS – More smoke rising – “Ooooooooooohhhhhh I can smell bacon……”
Lovely:
Left 1 fine – Right 1 not fine. Multiple tugs and pulls, even with the anaesthetic ***Ouch***.
“All done now” says Hannibal. “Here you go!”
Hannibal shows me a good inch of each Vas Deferentia that has been severed.
I ran home as fast as I can.
– This may or may not be true –
Pretty sore but after a couple of days rest it all settled down.
Absolutely love it now, nothing to worry about (Wife and two kidiwinks)and I haven’t lost my mojo!!