I don’t think they did anything different from what every sensible parent does on holiday, leaves their kids and keeps nipping back

I have friends that live and have businesses in Praia Da Luz, explain nipping back because it is hard to nip back when you are 20 minutes away from your hotel, IMHO

Both my kids have just been through this, ages 4 and 2, we used Calpol for the fever, calamine on the spots, Piriton to ease the itchyness and allowed them both plenty of play time in the bath

All of the above combined worked well

Chris

Don’t punch her in the back of the neck.

Drink all over the keyboard….. cheers Hora

Doorman Killed
Another one…

Like Homer Simpson states, you can use statistics to prove anything

It was when the MP for Wigan (maccarthy???) got pissed up in the Rugby club (st pats I think, its a long time ago and I have slept and alcohol has passed my lips since)and was ejected by the doormen that he got all all upperty and introduced the law to parliament

Ian McCartney MP was the small tool that introduced the law, one of his better quotes was the one where he stated “6 large men followed him home in a small family car” (still trying to work out how you get 6 not so large men into a ford escort :lol:)One of my memories of him was him getting hassle in a curry house, I was there as well, I offered to help calm the situation, he agreed, so I chucked him out and his party and got him a taxi. The situation improved no end after that.

To be truthful about licensing, it was needed, the doormen at the time were just huge chaps that could fight, but, the clients didn’t hold back either, so the huge chaps were needed, especially in a rugby town like Wigan.

I worked before licensing and after, it didn’t root out any of the idiot doormen, just made us accountable and gave us all visible names and made us easier targets.

Eventually the licensing scheme went nationwide but you still had known gangster types running doors in Manchester and Liverpool, and they were licensed, but the course did give us a better idea legally and we got a little more respect from the police in some towns(not Wigan)

It was a hard job but it paid the bills for over 10 years.. plus the bride selling and endless shagging was great, that and we got to beat up small drunk people 😆

Doormen have the right to confiscate anything deemed illegal during a search, guess what, we were even taught by the police how to correctly search people, including asking the correct questions regarding sharps and the like. We even got some very rudimentary legal training regarding searching people, I have confiscated, knives, illegal ID, booze, drugs and they all get handed into the Police whenever they passed whilst patrolling the pubs and clubs.

Would anyone on here honestly confiscate any of the above items off an unknown and either take them or sell them on?

I did the doors in Manchester, Liverpool, Wigan, Macclesfield and other areas for just over 10 years, I was the first registered doorman in Wigan, I was always registered wherever I worked and I did the doors for one reason only……..

It paid the bills……….

Oh, I got loads of shags as well and made a fortune selling fake id, drugs, filipino brides etc etc 🙄

Muscle weighs more than fat.

How does 1lb of muscle weigh more than 1lb of fat, I’m intrigued!

Also, bin the diet for a day or two, fool the body into thinking it has lots of calories to play with, this in turn will speed up the metabolism a little, then back to being strict and some fat may come off, sticking to a rigid calorie controlled diet is not always the answer as the body adapts and learns to live with the restrictions. So, remove the restrictions for a day or so then put them back in place

wow

Lawmanmx:…people always seem to want to punch me in the face for some reason … so ive had quite a few over the years

Put that down to your boyish good lucks and your Saturday Night fever swagger as you walk down the street…. 😆

Even if it was allowed, the UCI would still find a way of protecting their golden boy cash cow.

Yet, they will allow him to taint the sport retrospectively after he retires, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

If they have the evidence then he should be charged, full stop, they have done it with other athletes, so charge him, as everyone on here believes he is guilty then he should be charged, I mean, come on, there has to be evidence to prove he cheated or sidestepped the system, so if that is the case get him charged and do not allow him to destroy the sport even more….

TJ, I can read very well, they have the evidence to go after him, no matter what the “no liability attached” and it being a retrospective test, it would do less harm to go after him when they had the evidence than to allow him to carry on competing and tainting the sport even further

So I ask again, they have concrete evidence then they should charge him?

Gents, it is all good reading, but, if they were after him and had concrete evidence, then they would charge him, they have been after him for years, so why not charge him? Serious question, if the evidence you all point to is that concrete and proven then why haven’t they charged him?

Read the article

Tango Man – HIS URINE HAD RECOMBINANT EPO IN IT

These are the ’99 samples that they re-tested in 2005, if I am correct, the ones they believe to belong to Lance Armstrong, as there was no way to positively link them to him

Try again

Ok folks, all the people pointing the finger at Lance being a doper, prove it, show me, I mean hard evidence, not heresay, hard factual evidence that would prove he has taken drugs.

Seriously, if you have the evidence front up and prove it.

I am not defending any rider but some of you should just subscribe to Hello and Ok magazine and go onto their forums.

On the other one is a Citizen Promaster watch thingy

You should be banned for being perfectly rational.

Cheers Hora 😆

All drugs will stay in the system for longer than a day, they can test, urine, blood, hair and they will all show traces of any banned substance, the amount found was so insignificant that it would not have helped his performance in any way, but, if it wasn’t performance enhancing then why would he take it, even if you swap blood the traces would still be a lot higher than he tested for.

As for Lance, if he was taking stuff then surely they would have caught him by now, they have been after him since his first tour win yet found nothing, even with the advances in testing, is there not the slightest possibility that he is clean?

@stuey01, who are you calling stupid.
Science bit for Stuey01

If he had taken drugs they would be in his system for longer than a day, maybe it was tainted meat as the amount found in the test was a lot lower than they actually test for? There really shouldn’t have been a ban

Pwned

Christ he got hammered in it, 2:40 to 3:20 is classic

If you are losing weight by exercising you will be replacing the fat with muscle, which weighs about five times what fat weighs

Please tell me this is meant in jest

And the scanitly clad men, get a life, you really need to watch Good Morning Vietnam, there is a line in the film that could apply to you 😈

Just looking through the images, I cannot see one where I would think, wahey, look at the provocative pose and skimpy outfit….

Maybe I need to look harder for something causing offence, although, when you do report something offensive nothing happens…

Jebus!, that was incredible, I’ve seem some of the flying before but there are picking lines though valleys and trees, I can’t do that on Memory map never mind travelling at that speed

I only ever hit my kids in self defence….. 😀

TJ, you really do spout some junk, so if we kill Rock off in 1983 then we miss out on so many classic albums, Nevermind, Appetite for Destruction, The Black Album – Metallica just to name 3 very quickly

Are you just upset that Cliff hasn’t had a hit parade song out for a while? 😆

TJ if you don’t like the music then stay off the thread, it really is that simple, saves you getting stressed

Cheers for the replies gents, I have sent mails

Rick, this is going to be in addition to you kicking me all over the horseshoe this Thursday mate

Although I will accept the beer, 7.30 start?

I had almost managed to put this to the back of my mind… dammit, it is tempting, but do I go for a cheap £120 telescope or jump straight in and spend twice as much……

A mate, who is head salesman for a BMW dealership states “they are the worst car BMW have ever made”

Fly Casting, as in Fly Fishing, learn to cast over 80ft

I’m on a certain Mr Daniels, I find the ratio increases the more I drink, so, maybe a small measure of jack to the Coke 1:5, then as the night progresses they swap sides, so it ends up with the Jack outnumbering the coke by about 5:1

Seems a fair way of doing it, should work well with Gin

FFS, just taken me 9 attempts to post this 😆

Just had a few hours in Revolution in Manchester, deansgate locks, a lot disappointed, there used to be a menu for the differing vodka’s and their origins, now it is a list of flavours….

Still had some fun though

Cheers Bushwacked, I will look at it, over-training, the chance would be a fine thing, I think I managed 3 rides totalling 12 miles one week…..

Chris

This rings a bell for me, I have had every sodding illness and bug available this year, actually this has gone one for a few years, since my spinal injury, they are hunting me down and I have ridden less that 10 times this year, the cycle goes like this

Ride, get ill then recover, feel ok so I go for a Hill walk, get ill then recover, cycle repeats, add into that gym, a days fishing anything. I have just started a course of steroids, anti biotics and stuff to kill off another cold\chest infection and hopefully this will see me right, I just have the blood tests to go

Chris

We were told to fire away and take pictures.