Ah the lovely memories, met in theatre by 4 females, yes I believe they all turned up to see the worlds smallest shrunken penis, I opted for local anaesthetic, as my mate said he had this and was out running 3 days later, in went then needle, in walks the Doc, “let me know if you feel anything?” erm Doc, I can feel the first cut, at least let the drugs work first! Cue lifting and dropping off balls to check they are numb!!
So, I feel the tugging and hacking, and get stitched up, sent on my way, a few days later balls like melons, into my GP, infection, more drugs, a week later normal size balls, a few days later, warm itchy balls, yep, another infection, more drugs, these worked very quickly, so the 3 weeks off work was good, although not being able to move and having huge balls due to infections was not pleasant.
Then off to give sample, guess what , they “think” that my super sperm has re-tunnelled and found a way through, great, so another sample a week later…still unsure of this one, I then get called into the Docs by the receptionist “we need another sample, come and collect a jar”, I walk in, cocky young cute receptionist hands me a jar and states loudly that I need to fill it!!! and bring it back in the morning, I thanked her and told her that I was grateful she had arranged my evenings entertainment for me, lots of blushing…..that’ll learn her for showing off in front of her mates.
So, advice, yep, get it done if you must, do not however be the last person in theatre on a sodding Friday night, as all they want to do is finish work and go home….