A fitter at my previous job got hold of some ones mobile – sent a text to the guys wife “coming out”.

She phoned asking what he was tring to say.

The victim returned the favour by taking a pic of his winkie and sending it to several contacts in the fitters phone. With the message “you are having this later”.

Strangly enough both these people saw the funny side.

The things i have seen – recently – reminded me of this event. Not something i have repeated or am likely to, however this guy got what was coming his way. He was well aware what i did back then, i told him before leaving.

Now – he seems to have changed – not the tw at he was.

Head ache. 😕

Oh i am such a naughty boy – what shall i do – the STW massive think i am a vulgar coward – i shall cry myself to sleep.

Get a job in the motor trade – that will open your eyes.

Mean while stop trying to be middle class. xxx

Change the bulb?

Get him smashed out of his head, next day tell him he told you all about his “problem” but its ok as you won’t tell anyone.

He won’t dare give you any grief.

If that fails then tell nasty lies about him, this may put a stop to repeat visits.

Very few motorcycles capture my imagination any more – i ride an 8 year old SV650S and it suits me perfectly.

Not because its steady, because i’ve been there & done that.

A bike (ish) related suggestion.

Trail whore

Bean Flicker ?

Boner

It really is sad just how much i missed STW when it was down, many thanks to all responsible for getting it up and running again. All the best for the festive season. 🙂