Woooooooo its getting xxxxxxiting now YAHOO !
Father: You don’t wobble you glide, are you bringing the boy to this one?
Bungi: I can drink like a proper Yorkshire man now 2 pints, 1 taboo & coke and its goodnight I’m off to bed. ( Night time…….Day time…….)
Speedy: I’m taking both pedals off my hack and doing a CTB monger clunker run.I here your fit & fast again :wink:
Right to pack, bike check, beer check now which frock to take…….

We wont be r….a…ing "Because we are having a large party once we ride quickly to the beer stop/bar cocktail area" but we will be making sure any "RACERS" fuel up with lager/bitter etc… We are bringing cousin Leroy
6ft 6" built like a brick shit house and can hit a moving target with a full can at 100 yards :wink: As at SSUK2009 "drink it or wear it my son"

Anyone wanting to venture into the woods with the "Yarkshire Cross Dressing Crew" will be made most welcome but they do so at their own risk and subject to the sheep running out !!!! Meet outside the hotel at 01.00hrs Saturday, please bring your own gels…

Oh its getting exciting already and we will soon be rrrrraaa….c….e sorry I mean cycling around a lot.

Night ride ! Night ride ! after drinking copious amounts of ale ? Why it would be rude not to . We best do it Friday night as we will be knackered after rrrrrraaaa (whoops nearly) . Meet at the front of the hotel , to avoid confusion we will be the group on single speed cycles.

I think it’s a massive excuse to rrrrrrrraaaa (nearly said it) to ride around a bit and MAINLY get pissed, i.e the normal and correct format for a dam fine week end.
I hope our cross dressing habit is acceptable at this event ? Oh and we drink Taboo or Mirage, neat of course 8)

Sorry guys we just didn't want to use the "*ace" word . Our crew are well up for a group ride to the beer stop and then we party "in the sunshine"

Looks mint to me boys and just perfect for a group ride as we are not coming all that way for a silly word that rhymes with PACE and anybody who is seen to be PACING well who knows what could happen ? Beer stop sorted I assume ? :wink:

kingofsweden !!! You single spad Dalby, WOW your my hero. 8O

No, just Big knackers and a beard. :wink:

LMAO FFS C U L8er 8)

The problem is very simple F.E are subject to ever increasing HSE issues and a lot of cocks using trail centres now are quite willing to try a claim if they get injured. Welcome to the “where there’s blame there’s a claim” world.
Most if not all F.E folk that are also mtber’s are good, sound, sensible people who just want to develop and provide more forest trails for us all to use.

Who's dumping snow at Dalby ? I bet its them little *astard pad eating beavers again, i'm guna get me out there and sort things out good and proper, Mar !!!! me un cousin Cleetus are a going hunting beaver, Yahooo….

Mrs Stumpy and I quote " have you washed your mucky bike kit in here without rinsing it outside in the -6 deg perma frost outside ?" now did I lie or did she see me ? " Why darling what seems to be the problem?" "Yes or no, answer the question" to which I reply " Errr No" " In that case then your white shirt, T shirts and white boxers must have always had grit,sand and mud marks on as part of a design feature" Doh !

Beers good but heh nobody is gona be banned because they don't drink :wink:

It’s a group of good mates from very different backgrounds who get out to play together like kids once again, rip the shit out of one another, drink beer and talk bollocks in the pub, post ride. Growing old is a mandatory requirement, however growing up is an option.

Yep its the axle.

Ride it single speed,rigid & fast, it makes everything interesting.I actually thought it was good anyway but heh each to thier own.

Ti29er….. quite an expert on promoting the use of trails that are covered in manky snow and slush.It would be nice if people listened and just waited a while until the trails are snow free and drained off. Dalby hasn't got the best surface conditions I know but "its what we have and it needs a bit of respect, please"

Its sunny !!!! The snow has gone and left glorious mud in the low lands, out tonight route checking and then out tue's night with a gang of good lads. It doesn't get any better 8O

Trolling is like poking a wasps nest with a stick, you know you are going to get stung but you just have to do it.

I test rode one in the event field at SSUK 2009 (AC was none to happy, but heh our crew ran the event so we get to do stuff). Order one you know you wants it…….. 8)

Any dates set yet ? My mum wants to book some leave so she can come along and meet all those nice single speed people. :wink:

Bungie ? there are now 3 of you "29er freaks" posting stuff with just little old me & Col on proper bikes for umpa lumpar's. 2010 year of the freaks and when Mr wonka lets me of shifts early i'm gona chase them freaks int woods…….. 8O

Drive up to dalby turning ofa’t T le dale road, park van, remove sledge, place arse upon said sledge and glide back down road to Pub,…… simples. Or plan C lets just go to the pub.

posted 14hrs ago ? Dont you sleep now then ? We made it home last night in that blizzard, but only just.

Cheers LOMO.

Dalby ? Always full of single speed freaks and good mates ridding and taking the #iss out of each other when I’ve been there !!!!! even the head forest guys rides In there most weeks. All seems a bit weird, good mates, ridding hard but still larking about ? Freaks I tell you !!!!! :wink:

Extra stability in strong wind 8)

Golfers eh ! weird clothes, expensive equipment, talking #ollocks, hanging about in groups with other men. ….I’m so glad I’m different as in being a mountain biker :wink:

Got to feel sorry for the bloke, willy went hard and his brain obviously went soft….

Good evening Capt & Bungi. We are going to do a crew ride tuesday night so better get the boys to "man up" and fetch the beaver nets. I bet the little buggers have been on overtime with all this wet weather.
Rim brakes anyone ? Rigid forks ? Single speed ? O go on then if we must 8O

Blue sky day !!!! yipheee wayhay. Finish work at 12.00 and on to my steed, " Moors he we come. :wink:

47 year old, survival skills instructor and trail monkey. Age ? please note “growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional”

Ginger Whinger aka Neil Burnet

Stumps & Capt Tang !!! O my god, all we need now is The Ginger Whinger and we got a piss up crew, yahooo bring it on. Oui est la fromage ? dans la picine avec un grande pwason ho he ho he haw…..

I'm in and I love camping !!!! Beer, bands and bikes, fun fun fun times.
The pink crew will be on top form :wink:

Screwing the trail builders eh, ermm ? Now there's a new "niche hobby" for a gallant young chap. See you at the cheese fest 8)

Eh up capt !!! some tosser of here sent a letter to the head forest chap at dalby, reckons he is gona report FE to HSE man for dangerous pad wearing trails, FFS is this what mtb world is coming to ? a place full of cocks who blame trail conditions for over braking and bad ridding skills. Jesus christ back in the old days we didn't even have trails at Dalby, its way better than it was.

By dam I've got it !!!! and my favorite stain is " kebab juice on our lasses new carpet " it proveded to be the final stain….. :roll:

Sperm !!!! stains you carn't beat um .

Errrr !!!! I'm pretty certain you will need a chain tug and a bolted hub !!! Well only based on riddng SS in all conditions, up most hills and for the last several years…….. Starts to wave willy about :twisted:

Errrr !!!!

Yes, use both as you will end up with huge SS legs and you will be able to pull the drive side forward under the extreme load of your soon to be deformed legs. Run 32:16 gear as its the SS law. Oh and don't go back to gears…… 8) ever.