I was sat in my car reading a map at a service station when a car parked along side. A woman opened the passenger door ‘bang’ into my car.
‘Erm, Excuse me. Do you mind?’
‘Oh it hasnt damaged it. Whats the problem?’
Does this give me the right to headbut her as long as i dont break the skin?
On another note. I went out with a girl who didnt like using reverse. We missed a turn once and had to drive for miles until we came to a round about so we could turn round. To be fair she had only just passed her test.