If you work and do your best,
You`ll get the sack like all the rest.
But if you laze and bugger about,
You`ll live to see the job right out.
The work is hard, the pay is small, so take you`re time and sod em all.
Cos when you`re dead youll ge forgot,
So don`t try and do the bloody lot.
OR….
On your tombstone neatly laqured…these 3 words….
JUST BLEEDIN KNACKERED!
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