7 out of 100………… any more?????

Where's Mike, he's gotta have one……

5 So far then……. where are the other 95??? :-)

He's near top of my list of people I'd like to punch in head….. just behind the Pope :-)

5- Because people will laugh at you if you are skirt wearing man :-)

Mine can only take upto a 160mm……….

Mines at 44…. well my old one, they were never very helpful so stopped bothering :evil:

Start screaming, crying, whimpering, reciting the bible etc……. see how quickly you can cause mass hysteria :twisted:

Nah Hardboard is cheap as chips…….. prob cheaper than actual chips :-)

Snowboarding girlies…..

Linn Haug

Tara Dakides

Leanne Pelosi

Lindsay Vonn………

Warp!!! :D

Yep get a G shock….. I've had mine since I was 13, it's battered but I'm now 26 and It's still going…

They have loads of cool designs, G-lides are old school but simple and come in cool colours.

Taking granny done the shops…….

No thanks, I'm with SimonFB, Don't get ill at all and don't trust a new drug….. we as humans take far to many already, is there anything wrong with allowing our bodies to combat things on their own??

I do forget that most of the folk on here are old folk, Flu jabs in the winter??! ha ha, you old buggers……. :twisted:

8O

If Dopey, Sleepy, Happy and Grumpy made a big messy love nest I'd be the love child/dwarfling offspring and forever would be wondering how and why I came to be?!?! :?

Not so much gone through bikes as frames with a few upgrades in the parts front.

I've gone through more forks than anything else… 2 sets of Revs, Pikes, Bombers, 66's, Fox 32's, Fox 36's. Now settled with Lyriks and Magura Laurins although would like some Wotans after riding the Laurins.

As for bikes sold the Bullit, the NRS and the Malt….Bought a Heckler, an 853 Dialled PA and an Inbred :-)

Wondering how long they will stay with me, I'm happy……for now :twisted:

Manwells – A good lock won't stop the thieving C?*ts, merely annoy them a little more and maybe slow them down. Use your head huh?!

Sorry to hear chap, I'll put the word around this way, never know where they might turn up……

Abit mate but cheers :-)

I'm up in Lincs mate…

Cheers guys. I always look at them and think that they could never be that stiff and they just look as though you'd be constantly trying to counteract it pulling left (obviously this is not true as they seem to be a proven design)

I'm keen to have a go…..

Is it going to rain tomorrow??

Alter your profile and you get a 5 quid one, not great but it's something :-)

8O

Get your coat – I've got a knife :twisted:

Podium – you are officially a Bas*ard…… Got any pics?? :wink:

Fillet all the way…… I'd rather see that on my plate everyday then my lady in my bed every night….maybe :?

Ha ha, well I'm a white van man so if I see anyone riding said bike I'll run them down with my shocking white van driving skills :twisted:

toss off???

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas……. genius :-)

"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like 'I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive . . ."

Amazing…… boy done good :-)

Wounded mate….. I'd be gutted if someone pinched mine.

I'm in Linc's but I'll keep an eye out

Forget your chavvy northern Tweedy, it's all about our real English Rose.

Gentlemen……. Kate Beckinsale

:-)

btjunkie

Yep, angle grinder + Slitting disc will go through a padlock in seconds…… it'd make mince mint of that lock.

For real security you want one of these…….

Ave it with the grinder….. It's obviously knackered so make it pay. Buying a new lock will be cheaper than a bespoke fix.

Just don't slip with the grinder or there will be tears :evil:

Edit: Or maybe not…. you have more patience than me my good man :oops:

syncronised swimming you say??

More like this I think….. Malia Jones, Surf chickita :D

with about 5% moisture, if that

I'm a cabinet maker……13% is good for most timbers, it's what I buy and work with it at and also the moisture content hardwoods are generally kiln dried to…..which is handy :-) 5%??? did you just make that up??

Anyway I don't know whether your wet wood will burn, these guys above seem to be talking sense.

It's like a mountain for old folk innit! :?