The music is dogger mate.

Think more like this

Proper tune

Just use a vice with soft jaws

Plus gas, hold seatpost tightly in a vice, turn frame

Viceroy near derby train station!

Bump!

I just sent him a message asking what colour it is ;)

Plus one for minirig, not being blutooth is a bonus! Save your battery and that

Lee and crag quarry!

I did this last year. I would be careful about the bikes they give you. The brakes are the wrong way around

I agree with the shithole comment. Pervy waiters with no respect for women, open sewers flowing straight into the sea. .

Don’t go, you will enjoy yourself more at blackpool :)

The discovery channel ; gold rush, moonshiners etc

Love my hick programmes

Those kcnc ones are really bad quality. Go for shimano imo

I thought of this when I read the thread title

Isobel’s Lonely Heart

Yes mine did the same. I took it straight into the factory, they said it must of been one from a dodgy batch of freehubs, and changed it there and then for a new one for me (free / no questions asked)

Hope don’t seem like the most reliable stuff, but they fix everything for nowt!

Saints

Shimano saint, but remove the washers under the pins.. It transforms them!

Are you a male escort

If anyone plays on the superior PS4 then my Gaymertag is Stenhousemuir

Go to the crazy cow for a steak the size of a brick

If you collect iron oxide they are great

Hopefully my stumpjumper will be morphing into that yeti sb66 with pikes soon

Yep 4000 is taking the piss for a ‘first’ bike.

Get him a raleigh

That looks good fun

Stop being tight and get a ps4 and battlefield 4. You won’t regret it

The most epic of them all… Krust – True Stories

It will be very windy but it’s well drained so won’t be muddy or anything

Local ish yes, about 12 miles.

Davey boy, that’s definitely not a climb, have you ridden it? Good downhill.

Cheers for the links of where it is, I will hunt it out

Offer to rent them your drive?

Either that or stop whinging/ move house

Loads more people using the trails, cafe and bike shop that maybe doesn’t get used enough to keep going.

I know the bike shop is already established and is only moving so is fine.

The cafe? Dunno maybe not. .

I’m not trying to be a miserable ****. It’s just that I go Lee loads and there are only ever 10 or so people there max even in the summer. Winter usually zero

Not sure if that’s a good thing or not

At least the first little section is open because ive ridden it

I agree my new saints are sh*te. My Nukeproof somethings are my other bike piss all other them!

This is with 5 10 freeriders as well!

Get some nuke proofs

omg no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It looks like dead pixels to me

Superglue in all the locks

Just go to a mate’s and rip your cds?

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Leslie Nielsen

Does your allez sport fit the race blades ok Legend?

It looks very tight on pictures

The budget is either up to £500 ish for a second hander or I could go down the cycle to work route and get up to a £1000 brand spanker.

Mud guards is a good point, I will look out for one that fits the SKS ones. Just normal guard eyelets is it?