Selling my sons pug 206 with a snapped cam belt….sheer joy.
There are many great lines but my fav
“How far away are you?”
The cam belts snapped it says so in the advert.
“What’s wrong with it mate”
There’s a selection of pictures,4. Not 20 but it’s a 200 quid broken car.
“Can you send me more pictures?”
Yes what would you like to see?
“The car!”
“Would you take £60?”
No would you?
“Stick the car up your f****** ass then”
I haven’t got a donkey
“?????”
It’s been great