Hidey tidy – yes. With added “I don’t know where I put it, I just put it away!”
Dishwasher – not as bad as so me by the sound of it but it’s usually not great.
Lids – never on anything and if they are they’re not tightened – the excuse is usually a passive aggressive “I was busy/in a hurry . . .
“1/2 a job – seemingly nothing gets finished ever then it’s on to the next 1/2 arsed job. Yet I have a few things “in progress” and they get tidied away. See above
Car keys or anything regularly used and important. I have a place for my keys, I come in and they go there. That way I don’t have to think, I just know where they are. If I didn’t do this I’d forget, it keeps life simple. The wife on the other hand, keys stay in whatever item of clothing, bag, whatever she was last wearing/using and that gets dumed wherever so every time it’s “where is my key?” – give me strength.
The online shopping – I’ll admit it’s something I know nothing about as I don’t get involved and it does seem to be quite awkward with multiple “do you want THIS?” and “are you sure” popups but the amount of times she doesn’t complete checkout and we end up with 1/2 the bits missing or it arriving at the wrong time are ridiculous. Surely she should have learned by now how to do it.
The washing up – why does the counter have to be swimming in water every time I go to do it?
Dumping stuff on the kitchen counter where it will get wet (see above) – bags, clothes, work writing pads important paperwork. All just gets dumped on the kitchen counter where it will get ruined by the flood of water from the sink. No “what if” thinking.
Sure that’s not exhaustive and I’m sure her’s is as long as mine.
Do love her