Crazy dog-lady stands in the middle of the trail across a grassy down. As I approach:
CD-L (irate): “You can’t ride here!”
Me (slowing): “Er, it’s a bridleway.”
CD-L (hysterical): “You can’t ride here!!”
I take evasive action as CD-L looks properly demented and give her a wide berth.
CD-L (now screaming at the top of her voice: “EVERY ONE HATES YOU! EVERYONE HATES YOU! EVERYONE HATES YOU!”
It was an odd moment.