On a slight tangent , if you like a bit of rush try .the mars volta for a bit of modern prog .awsome on ipod on a long ride

£3 from sainsburys of all places ,clear bottle included
Even holds my spare can of fosters (other 2 in my foam dome).

New helmet poc/urgematic
A pair of trailrackers
New ceramic bearing jockey wheels
All to be purchased this week .
NOT ANYMORE NEED A NEW HOT WATER CYLINDER BYE BYE HARD EARNED SAVINGS

Don’t know about you guys,but when i pluck a nose hair out ,it has the same tensile strength of steel rope .I’m thinking farm and harvest on large scale,and produce brake/gear cables,i can smell the profits through my well harvested nose now.

Tena ladys

I dont know if it’s just me however i say aitch or haitch it sounds the same.
Have to agree with the lack of accents these days typically student types they all sound the same. And say “like” far too much.
Eh God Im A Grumpy Old T””t

To complete day ,please remember to let your pies cool on your open kitchen window sills .
Balaclava check
Pie swag bag check
Pie eating spork check .

Mmmmmmmm pie

Got me up and about and back to work ,oh wait that was the threat of getting the sack!

Beer ,sex and chips’n’gravy

Dont like green bannanas.

He’s possesd to skate :twisted:

And they explode even better.shame about the saftey valve will have too tape it up :twisted:

A couple of wraps of self amalgamating tape works a treat never slips ,1 minute fix and been good for months .

12 years older married 10 years in july.

Great way to pass the hours

Or a trip down the road to mother shiptons cave.its a geological attraction not a sex show by the way

Does mr stein serve gravy with his fish n durks ?

No body told me while mt biking you were supposed to stop and eat pies.

I’ve still got scars on my shins from beartrap pedals on my silverfox bmx , nearly 26 years ago.

Cheapest variable width toaster you can find.

I get the same from my wife ,saying that i spend to much of my time and cash caring for my bike rather than her ,she even sent me a valentine card from bike this year as a mild dig.it was’nt a cheapo card either £2.50 .what a waste thats a spare innertube or some spokeydokeys .

I do cherish the card though :wink:

Yep all three of them get on my tits lately.

Lighter note OOOOPPS

Good luck mate ,on a lighter note i bet u fly downhills

On my wish list at the moment,the wired/cyan one.trying to sneak one passed the missus. :wink:

No search history? The C. I. A are watching you

£22,000 and i will be round next wedensday to start foundations.

Got so jealous reading the comments on this topic ,thought sod it i will go for a blast ,shame i forgot i was in a bt transit van now stuck on a steep rock garden.ah well .awsome lights though. 8O

Manor top wmc

Ring trip faults rings once then trips,rectified loop or damp socket/wiring,it sounds like internal problem,must check in main nte(socket) in test plug with a known working corded phone.if still faulty check wiring outside is it fed via a pole?or underground? Check all wirng up to where it leaves property if damaged u can still be charged for damage isdn2 lines run from 95v to 99v .thats £130 please good luck

I think they issue a 6month anyway,it really is pain in the arse,even worse now vsf are involved, but like esselgruntfuttock ,its well worth the visa gripes,have just returned from our 6 th time in goa,dont forget to sign under your photo at the top,and you will have to fill a entrance visa type thing on the plane ,so dont get too drunk on the free booze.

I’m feeling hungry now.

Or have a signature dish

You get out of the bath for a piss

Got sky + adverts are a blur but i always watch the cravendale ads,Pepe the king prawn rocks

They are definetly interesting ,have scared the bejesus out of myself a few times in close heavy wooded tracks ,may have somthing to do with listening to Opeth or mars volta on my ipod.certainly quickens my pace :evil:

Sabbath at download this year minus bill,shame.

As i type this i am trying to motivate myself to go out on a muddy ride,had 4weeks slobing and drinking in india ,i am now a twin for the gracious lord buddah ,and need to get my lazy arse in gear,before i have ques of tibetans waiting to rub my belly for luck.i am 41 and also know of people a lot older than myself who can quite easily cycle rings around me for fun. :roll:

Takes his tea mug for a trip to the toilet.

5 cans of aldi stella rip off lager ,Nice