Tally ho .lucky bast

King size bed and matress £173, B,N,N,S,I

I’m sure i’ve still got a small piece of lego stuck up my nose
Never had hayfever either could be linked … 8O

Weather looks nice are there any all inclusive resorts?

Car boot sale?

Yorkshire terrier , you can have the one that lives a couple of doors down from me ,the yappie little sh*t.
Give me your address and i will post to you f.o.c

Clothing addict?.own around 120 t-shirts at the moment dont like to throw them out(hence the 20 year old stussy tees).my wife likes to cull them now and again ,not even going to mention the jeans,trainers and jackets.

Yep dont burn your bridges,i.e dont go on a rant about your gaffer,even if they try to get a rise out of you.
Leading to you punching him and knocking him out. P.s he threw the first punch

Write with right hand ,everthing else including boxing,cricket,footy even (yes i’m ashamed )golf i’m a lefty

I’ve got a flying potato …………..

Memories of my p.k ripper

Try chemical records ,loads of good tee’s from up and coming designers ,to established companys,loads in discount section,had a few carhartt tee’s which last ,or a bit more pricey try stussy they last forever (i have a few which are 20 years old and still look and feel great

Love them ,everytime im in whitby get some from little smoke shed near bottom of steps,they do bacon too ,
Both very tasty

Smiling is company policy ,if i dont get offered a brew ,there going to get a charge. :wink:

Run it out and in of property,just make sure you use decent single strand conductor multicore cable not cheap crap meant for alarms will drag bb speed down.bt openreach will only run surface mounted extension cables for good reason ,have replaced or disconnected many diy extensions run under carpets or hidden under boards or plaster.and smiled putting charges in .

Youve got a bag of puntured tubes to fix and your looking for other entertainment.
Mmmm the smell of rubber……………………..

I see theres no mention of walkers the amstrad of crisps.
Talking of rank crisps those nik naks ones that smell like a baglady’s tuppance.or even hedgehog flavour rank

It is my mission in life to make sure no packet of crisps (well only seabrook crisps),will ever reach its zenith and pass its sell by date.

I must admit i do think shes the bees knees
I have the bottle of dark pee sample she produced on the show,i like to sniff it every morning.

Book tickets 13 months in advance.

Krispy kreme in leeds,near ikea apparantly :roll:

Tijuana taxi .work for the reich of the open kind ?

07.10 every working day a good firm motion ,and whenever i get up when not at work,i had the runs once after eating quorn ,proud of my poo’s

Have wot ? …..
For my twopeneth briskit, our lass cooks it to perfection seared in pan on all sides,couple of bottles of dark ale,slow cook for hours ,left to rest ,juices make thebest gravy too ,im hungry now

Stanley knife toothbrush :twisted:

Yorkshire sculpture park ,2 mins from m1jct38.some great/funny bits to look at plus its in Yorkshire doesn’t get much more inspritational than that.

Red meat kills you,and too much chicken gives you man boobs,
Bet fastfood outlets are shitting it.

A £1 breo copy from primark,nearly a year old and still working

Chips?

Carlosg- we dont want loads of southerners coming up here so they can bath there sprogs :wink:

Got a 1944 zippo lighter ,been to Berlin and back (gramps had the traveling bug).and still in use everyday.
Also divan base for bed,which i was born on ,and still very comfy(different matress) 42 years old.

Forgive my ignorance but what are statue barred debts ? Cant be arse googling :roll:

“any spare change mate” 8O

Ukcps H.Q just up road from me,will ninja up there and shit in there letterbox :twisted:

Boltonjon
The ultimate night vision …….. 8O

Yep 2nd hand or try to broker a deal on a new 2010/11 model

Riding after a good brew of magic mushrooms thats an experiance(many years ago in my youth)

+1 for carahtt,
Or just embrace cords (vup vupp) helen kellers fave colour

Oh good god …..do you want to buy a british rail rulebook and a sectional appendix i’ve got spare?

Great free app on iphone called discover music,just put a band in and it gives you loads of linked bands of same ilk,and great band histories and tenious links,also links to hear tracks ,i know you can do same thing elsewhere,but its a really good interface