just cut to the chase and send her a pic of your junk

As a sprog I fell off a wall on too broken glass.Gran to the rescue picks out glass,then proceeds to stitch it up,with leather workers needle,remember that hurt a little,hardly a scar mind.

love mine,came from a 1200lm(ish)bar mounted light,dont miss it,more than bright enough for my riding and very well built kit,dont even notice weight of helmet light/battery.a bit pricey but hopefully get a good few years out of them, as most others I know who have had them for a good few years

You can send them back to AY-UP for an upgrade and sevice.

don’t tend to listen through working hours of weekdays,but listen most evenings,enjoy Gideon Coe,as said before weekends faves are Huey,Jarvis,Craig Charles,Mconies Freakzone and Guy Garvey wraps up a sunday evening a treat.

esi chunks here too,easier than I thought to fit,and very comfy and grippy(and under a £10)

in reverse order?

pick off the mould and toast it 🙄

Hoffman’s Pork Drippin

^^^^^^^^^^^did not use granny for a while to see if it suited.
Now running 1×9 with thick/thin chainring and no clutch mech,not dropped chain once 😯

a waste of topping space,a couple of bigtasty’s stuffed in then folded over mmmmmmmm

whats that on your back Chip 😯

a roll of carpet

nunchucks

Death Angel
Celtic Frost

Were they inside out 😉

Joooeeeyyyy

Spandau ballet-true = stink finger 😉

Front of a human centipede for 1st offence,then move down the chain for futher offences.

one of those blue 3 wheeled disabled cars, 😐

Running over poor little bunnies. 🙁

no comment on’t Strava,but like the look of the bike.Enjoy

that’s a NO then :wink:.
But a long straight run up, big ring fitted.maybe just maybe.
ps just found another reason to buy a fat bike 😛

Just got me thinking.Would it be possible to aqua plain a fatty across a deep puddle. 💡 ❓

Aaaahhh The sound of a good rube,goes hand in hand with the curry stains around nails, on chappati dipping digits. 🙂

Cheesy beans on toast,you can grate some black pepper on, to posh it up.

taint sweat

girl with tattoo’s?.I will console her. 😈

just to complete the picture the kaftan is dark blue tie dyed of course,and I like a swift pint of crème de menth when in kaftan mode

EVICTED,wheres he gone, you may ask.He’s gone to mooch of someone else.
the damage- 2 stains on carpet,1 broken toilet flush handle and 1 broken cup linked to stain.Not to mention 2 weeks of sizzling conversation.
Kaftan Time, ahh bliss.

Do you understand now 2 dogs f*****g

why on earth would you put anything like a razor near your spuds.Now that’s Vanity…. 😯

Blue Peter Italian sunken garden,then i can sneak in and smash it up.

Have you swaped provider? If so , there is nothing wrong with your line, the transfer of ownership between old and new providers hasnt gone through fully,happens the odd time, everthing will appear fine on all systems, you may have to contact your old provider to get them to reissue cease order.

Nope not yet, i’m out networking on his behalf( out on the razz) , think ive sorted a more permanant address for him result

Plenty of banked karma, married to his sister for 10 years.;-)

cheers, he’s house trained I think(hope)

lock yourself in the bog,and have a good old fashioned Dirty Protest

ahh 9 digit Chip,havn’t you got a spare room at your house??

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