when you can’t pull the elastic any futher 🙄

getting dragged to the head penguins office by the hair/ear for 6 thwacks with a wooden meter ruler,last one turned on its edge if you were deemed possessed.All in the w**k bank btw 😯

Enjoying a large Jefferson’s as I type,wood and cork stopper to re-create a spag western is a bonus

not had any dealings with them,but they have been there a good few years.a large-ish plot,plenty of stock on forecourt.

when working on railway a few years back,I was working on a very quiet branch line usually only used for freight trains,there was very little cover so got squat at best place I could.Half way through the motions(I had the squitts), a passenger train came slowly around the junction from the main line onto the branch line(had been diverted due to blockage lol).no time to pull my trollies up,i just squatted there and waved at the bemused train full of passengers,6 coaches full of passengers btw.

Love my steel rigid ss its my first choice for local rides,great when riding with other ss’ers,you can really get a good groove on,and share the pain/pleasure of those long draggy climbs.Running 36-18 find it spot on for me and my location.Fat front tyre, skinny trailraker on back at the moment to deal with the slop.

^^^ not by Nina anyway,mmmmmm Nina 😈

keep the door shut

I have a very yellow io,was looking at getting it powdercoated matt khaki green,but quite like the strip and raw,nitromors and a can or two of lacquer,might be worth a try

the French sales??

Used to get bulbs from Halfords and get them to fit them for £5 then wait for the fun. 😈

What make of car sir?
ME: Its a Renault
What model?
ME: Megane
What year?
A 2005
Ohh jesus noooooooo 👿

any excuse for me, to stop and talk boll**ks and offer encouragment

sdg bel air,nukeproof plasma and a charge scoop.all 3 very comfy in there own ways,only gripe with the scoop when on the nose climbing,the stiff underside chaffs a little,but still playing with position

+1 ^^ used on rf cranks

some carpet for the bathroom.

on 2nd pair of am41’s,they keep most of the cack out very comfy on and off the bike,great grip on decent pedals.get a size bigger than your normal

on one smorgs/chunky monkeys are fine for me, except as said in gloop they clog up and don’t clear to well.plus I only paid £12 🙂

^^^ the box outside will just be a cover for the connection from the underground cable feed to internal cable,some new properties do have the nte/master socket outside but this will/should be by-passed to bring up to engineering standards,the installer should site the nte5 where best for you/them,cat5 cable can be used to wire extensions.

Not very cheap now, the visa’s are silly money,but the food,people(Goan’s)and sights and sounds are fantastic. Been a few times.over christmas and new year is a great time, new years eve on the beach is amazing.nice and hot.some great beaches, but beware strong rip tides if you have kids

Lost a close relative a few months ago,after suffering similar brain trauma,after been punched and hitting his head while out cold.images of him in intensive care, pre and post brain surgery will stay with me for life.
Hope he pulls through and positive thoughts to his family too.

purple wigs and skimpy silver clad ladies 😈
oh and great soundtrack

What they sell Yorkshire Blonde in’t Kings???you kept that quiet Chip 🙄

ooooooooooo she’s a dirty girl

Sod the joke,that blue muppet thing up there ^^^^^ is freaking me out.

Learn to sketch quickly

sexy rear lights.. that’s all I can add 😳

Stella Street
Water Margin
off the top of my hungover head

I use an old diablos I will never break that,cant say same about rf bb though.

OOOPS just replied on my works lappy,I can here the flying monkeys coming for me 😈

open the lozenge shaped box,you will see the 2 wires that enter the property in 1 side,and the internal wiring on the other,ensure you have the same 2 wires into 2&5 in your new master socket,
ps there should be 4 wires orange/blue green/brown.you don’t need a ring wire only for extension/slave sockets and with modern phones you don’t need that either.

Sod off, were full. 😯

+1 for Mr Sheen,works a treat on getting chalky white stains out off rubber underwear,so I’ve heard.

Sounds like a blast,should be able to make a sweaty,wheezing back marker. 😐

That would be an ecumenical matter

Gutted

Got my paper copy early,I have done an audio version(in the voice of the witch from Charlton and the wheelies)send me a blank c90 tape,and I will hi-speed dub you a copy. 😐

Had an extra,extra large,last night to celebrate his life.

RIP,listening to the tribute on 6 music, lots of memories.

Used the rear muckynutz last winter,keeps your arse crack dryish,if you don’t get out of saddle/hang off rear of saddle.after a bit of swearing got mine to stay straight on saddle rails,mine snapped after getting snagged on my shorts(sub zero temps) and discarded.Won’t buy another.Front ones are good mind.

step away from the Megane.