That 160 rotors don't give you enough stopping power,
You don't need a fancy carbon bike – On-One make all there bikes from steel and titanium . . . . . oh, hang on ….
The saddle will get comfier once it's been worn in.
Gluless patches don't work,
You need to replace your helmet every 3 years as the UV rays weaken it,
'No darling, that's the same bike I've always had. Ive just cleaned it'