Builders are building an extension on a house. As they are working, the 5 year old Daughter of the house owners comes up and asks if she can help them. They say yes. And so for the next week the little girl fetches and carries various little items for them.
At the end of the week, the builders decide to give her a fiver as “her wages”. The father comes out and says is this ok and the builders say no problem, she’s been good as gold all week. She then pipes up “I’m going to put this in my bank account.”
So the next day her dad takes her to the bank. She runs into the bank waving the fiver in the air and rushes up to one of the female cashiers behind the counter. As she places it on the counter she says “I want to put this in my account please, these are my wages for the week.” The cashier asks “what have you been doing to earn money? I’ve been helping the builders out who are building at my house” she says. “You’ve been a good girl” says the cashier. “Are you going to be working for them next week?” Asks the cashier.
“No” replies the girl. “why not?” asks the cashier. “Because they won’t be working at my house next week as as they’ve f*ucked up on the quantity of bricks they need.”