Are all the components new?

“one of my houses”

I’m sure you’ll cope my dear fellow 😀

Join a good club.

Ride A LOT.

Done.

People still buy them though…

I find that a folding stock H&K MP5 does the trick, on dogs and owners alike.

Get “J” to ride his bike more before hand?

The “Old” Blowfish in ninja black.

Yes, mostly.

Its diminishing returns. You will be hard pressed to notice the difference between a £20 chain and a £40 one. Buy the lowest priced “performance” chain, will be just as good once it’s covered in mud and grime.

It’s your money though.

Too old? How much do you flipping owe?

Anyone for Mango juice?

Oh dear.

For ego yes, for joints No.

Wee on them?

It will be over a pound by spring. Best start stockpiling!

Don’t move. Start a lynch mob instead…

Has your mate (you) slept with this girl yet? Or is he still on the tell me your life stories and go for dinners stage? It makes a difference, to some.

Sorry, i stand corrected!

Still look like a pile of smurf poo though.

The chavs single speed!

You’ve got to love the Burbury saddle and bollock pad!

Nah, your just all inbred(riders) JW.

Can’t afford new XTR? It’s a sad day for humanity 🙁

The only way to get over an infection is through physical rest. A few days rest now will pay back in the future.

The girl said “hello”? Your in there mate!

Harah for Hope Hora!

No foot fetish in here please roper!

Can anyone eat a bag of Mini-Cheddars in one mouthfull? Theres a challenge for you!

Your going to want a large glass of water on standby.

True 😆

Anyone who is willing to be at the back on a tandem has my respect. Especially if the pilot has obviously forgot about you!

Hope hubs anyone?

I know the feeling as all my old racing/riding buddies have faded away. I suppose they might have realized there where more important things in life than riding a bike in the mud/ice/snow/rain*. Can’t think what though. perhaps we should start a thread on that?

*Delete as applicable.

Kill her.

Best watch for those rocks and tree stumps then!

Some people are going to be making money!

Burn him!

No, he will nail it to the floor.

Oil or football?

Tricky one that!

Buy that man a pint!

So does moving more!

Guessed that, thanks for confirming though.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9varwbYRyMI

It’s only a matter of time…

Get the maps out, there are far nicer roads on a parallel. Riding the A5 is asking to be KIA.

Quite wet, puddles in places, mud in others. The usual British winter trail conditions i’m afraid.

Just don’t ask what tyres are best or i will have to kill you 😈