I find it’s best to be consistent; I just don’t care any of the time.

Why is it depressing? It would be far more depressing if we only had one party. One which if you disagreed with there ideology you strangely “disappeared”.

Just jike regular flu then FunkyNick.

A scope on a MP5 for OBUA? That’s a bit overkill don’t you think Hora? 😆

That is true, we all have to die of something though.

So have you decided what your going to do PJ?

You should be single then. Go forth and conquer!

When your on your death bed you will never think – “i wish i had slept with less women during my life”

Simple question: Do you get a boner when you see her naked?

Yes? Stay

No? Leave

I would…

You carry on mcboo, im with you on this one!

Especially the part about putting “all us toffee nosed officer cadets in our place and no mistake” 😆

I second the Project II’s!

Don’t touch anything else, perfect bike for blasting round the woods on!

😆

Because Shimano’s share value would drop oldfart!

Marin and Penmacho. Nothing too scary with long flowing decents. Have a look on http://www.mbwales.com/ and read the descriptions.

MTFU it’s a duck 😈

Hence all the inbreds on STW?

Just because someone is “well off” and “educated” doesn’t mean they can’t be an idiot.

STW is a good example of this 😆

Yes and yes.

People cooking pasta in a 24hour period x 15 minutes of gas = flipping lots of gas used!

I like your thinking MrsFlash!

I’m going to test that theory!

If only we where all in politics!

Come on Uplink, name and shame! Then we can spam attack them 😈

THANK YOU! 😀

This is the happiest i’ve felt at work, been here two years now. Think I need to ride my bike more 😐

I remember seeing him in the first “proper” video with Warner and Company on what seemed like a holiday in the country, complete with goats and chickens trying to eat there breakfast! Can anyone remember what it was called and who else was in it? Had some really surreal music sections in it, plus a bizarre ford crossing scene?

The one thing I can remember from it was JMC giving it some gas down the side of a dry-stone wall. I just thought, I want to ride that fast and look that strong…

…the James Dean of the mountain bike world.

I wish i’d known never to trust people. Apart from mountainbikers of course!

A Triathlete, riding off road? With corners and slippery surfaces?

YOU WILL DIE 😈

Go and buy some handbags and shoes.

A threesome with a high class escort? Mark II of course 😉

Don’t be Cynical Seth! Have you never heard that true love overcomes all?

Well said RB, i just hope that wasnt a copy&paste job!

Stretch, rest and play.

Just buy her a rabbit instead, then you both will be free to ride as far as you like for as long as you like. Without her getting a sore knee/bum/hand/neck/foot and you getting a sore ear!

I’m laughing out loud here!

I would love to see the faces at my club if i turned up with my mountainbike kit on. In fact i might do it this weekend, complete with camera and porkpie!

User error perhaps?

I can’t belive this thread is still going! Can we all just ride our bikes now?

The BMW 1 series springs to mind BearBack!

If only that was the reality TJ.

Daily mail anyone?

There just making an example of her, you don’t see many councils getting yobs to pay for the clearing up of bottles on a Friday night. Or paying for a new bin to replace the one they set fire to.

Would you expect to have to pay for a new lamppost if you drove into one and knocked it over?

Still, I think she deserves a swift “back of the hand” slap though. Where are the TSG when you needed them!

Edit: For Mrs Allen, as well as the “protestor”.

Do banks not have insurance?

“She said three plate glass windows were broken and several pieces of computer hardware, which cost an estimated £40,000, were stolen.”

£4000 maybe, I think someone has put the decimal in the wrong place. Oh, hang on it’s a bank we are talking about!