What you’ve eaten on a ride helps you recover too. I’d just go with what works for you and not others.

You can’t say things like that on STW, it’s far to sensible!

Hazzah!

Your not on the pull are you?

I had a girlfriend who liked to light hers up I even managed to fry an egg once!

That’s a novel form of contraception!

rubbish – I ride around a city virtually every day and have done so for decades without a single injury

🙄

You’ve said it now!

There are no cheats in the tour. Come on everyone knows that.

Jeez. Would folk (other than spotty teenage virgin fantasists, no doubt there are plenty here) really dump someone on the grounds of “not as good as best ever” sex?

This is STW. So yes, probably.

You’ve got to admire the honesty CFH! 😆

excessive wind…..

From her?

You want to plan a future holiday and she says ‘lets wait and see’/no rush’?

Done that! lol

lol

2 bananas
3 gels
1 packet of soreen
2 geo bars
some ‘Tangfastics’
and 2 bottles of energy drink

WTF!

I do the same on 1 value malt loaf, 1 bottle of water and 1 bottle of SIS.

There is something wrong with you dude!

Throwing up when they get naked.

Someone will buy it…

If that is directed at me – I wasn’t riding disrespectfully

It was a general statement, thanks for biting though 😉

If you look at a OS map of the area you will see that is correct. There are loads of them!

Moral: Ride with respect for others at all times.

I find a silenced MP5 does the trick. Hollow point rounds of course, as you wouldn’t want to hurt the owners.

Just thought you should know that…

…i am very bored? 😆

I agree Hora.

Just look at how many of us are happy to pay £50 for a XT cassette, thinking it is now a “bargin”!

can you be ‘core in lycra?

Depends what films you watch 😉

If he wins he’s a cheat, if he loses he is a failure 😥

Bum, you got me!

Remember to wash your hands after reading this thread!

you want a laugh about gradings then try going to Thetford ‘Black’

Now that is as trail you need AT LEAST 6in front and rear travel to get the most out of.

still went into work

Want a medal? 🙄

why? couldn’t you stay at home and keep your germs to yourself? really pisses me off having to sit in an office with people coughing and spluttering around me!

Agreed Nick. It’s like they expect to be praised for there “effort” coming in when sick. The few days they struggle around the office at 50% efficiency they end up spreading germs to half a dozen others. This ends up meaning they have to take time off as well.

For one person being a hero, weeks of man hours are lost 👿

Now chill, its the weekend tomorrow 😀

I honestly don’t understand all this chat about tyre choice anyway, all I could hear at mayhem was “I really don’t know what tyres to us” etc

If you are a good confident rider, they make very little difference!

Well said that man

The post to end all tyre posts!

Edit – also a marketing managers worst nightmare

BTW you will end up http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/sweating-like

#pulls up a chair#

Too slow PP! 😆

The headteacher asked that girls did not come to school “looking varying shades of orange”

I like him already!

OP – Shave it off and MTFU

Do you live in Lincolnshire? If so, that would explain things!

Carbon or alu?

…but what? Don’t leave us hanging! 🙂

i’m obviously alot fitter than you’ve ever been. Those who know me know i can get up climbs some struggle to walk up!!

I thought willy waving was banned on here? 🙄

Cynical but probabably true.

If you thought you had no freedom as a married man think again!

Good luck.

OS map anyone?

These people should be sterilised or benefits should stop after the second child

You can tell before they have any children, just sterilise at birth instead. It’s the only way.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry.

MTFU and get the clippers out!