Are you looking to buy? 😆

What do you call a duck with no legs?

Bob

Parts of Manchester I ride through, I'd have to be literally faster than a bullet….

According to STW some folk are!

Just ride it!

Bored here, can you guess? 😕

No, I just dislike people taking magazine b0llocks and quoting them as fact.

I just made it up, thanks for the bite though 😆

Do you own a Carbon Blur?

Or are you this defensive about all new products? 😉

Really? Have you seen a large flint hit a carbon downtube at 30mph?

Still a nice bit of kit though!

At speed in the wet – 8

Slow in the dry – 4

Carbon/pivots/speed/rocks…

…do the maths!

What's wrong with that then? Looks perfectly normal.

having said that, without us, the cars will all konk out in about a year, and they wont be able to drive them

Don't joke, one of the "women" at work wondered why her car stopped working. The "men" had a look and the engine was dry; I mean not a drop of oil. She thought a 3 year warrantee meant you didn't need to service the car for 3 years 🙄

I used to have dreams of swimming in body parts. I'm fairly normal now though.

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Valve/tyre alignment shocker! 😉

Why not get a car rack for your bike?

A mountainbiker driving a KA? You should know better 😉

Or you're not allowed one because you might harm yourself with it.

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Just buy tools as and when you need them. If you buy a kit you'll probably not need half the stuff in there for ages.

+1

Go on the ParkTools website and get your credit card out!

I usually give my old stuff away. That's just me, so ask for £100.

Done 😀

Thinking of moving out there one day, will be rather pee'd off if there are no trails!

Who will start pointless wars if there are no men left?

We need to cut the worlds population down somehow; all this sperm is only going to cause problems with overpopulation/lack of resources.

Oh, sorry this is a serious thread – Who is going to clean windows?

Wait till late September/early October. If you do it in August you will know why 😆

…or maybe he did 😉

Not really…

Lance won! lol

Travelled in Japan a lot Pook? 🙄

You’re a teacher I presume. Therefore it’s the only time EVER im going to be envious 😉

I suspect a lot of bikes purchased on the c2w scheme won’t be used for cycling to work. Anything to encourage people to cycle is a good thing surely.

Exactly!

Here we go!

MTFU and tell the truth

Karma

I wish the above post wasn’t the reality.

Is there an echo in here?

anyone behind the sofa yet?

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STOP IT! 🙂

The lube is midge repellant!!!!!

Phew 🙂

robdeanhove – You are far to intelligent and rounded to post on this forum 😀

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Is it a scene from “Alien”?

More importantly, why do you take lube to the pub 😯

One thing in this thread is lots of people seem to be grossly under hydrating. An 80 odd mile ride on one bottle.

Think that was aimed at me 😆

Respect for doing the SDWx2 – impressive stuff.
Funny enough im looking at the route as i type.

Belly is most defiantly gonna get you 😆