Spot on kcr

Plus this:

don’t get in a huff about helmets and other such H&S stuff

just ride, like we used to do as kids

Get yourself a nice BMW E46 M3

This.

What a noise!

In a tunnel building to the redline is something to behold.

😀

What am i looking at?

Points and a fine.

I’d not go hill walking anywhere without a map and compass, even if i don’t look at it and it says in my bag there is always one there. besides i love looking at maps

This.

I still have up to 2k to put down as a deposit

Buy something that fits your requirements for £2000 and put £100 in a savings account each month to cover any issues.

something that will fit my 3 kids across

Hope they don’t move, eat or breathe for the duration of the lease as interiors are easy to damage and the assessors are like hawks.

a car that has the most up to date safety features

That’s controlled by the organic object behind the wheel.

man said “this is a footpath”

I said “Happy Christmas”

This is now going to be my default response to all trail confrontations, regardless of season.

The requirement for a hard drive periodically is not an ‘issue’ I.e. fault, it’s a design requirement. What it means is that IF you get the warning light on because you did too many short trips, you need to sort it out with a longer drive as per the manual.

What he said.

first ever roadbike for Christmas – been out on it for 3 rides so far

175km road ride yesterday

I think I see your problem[/quote]

This.

Just do a Google search

The spirit of christmas at its finest!

Though also your best bet…

coffee, bottle of bud, and amaretto and coke. in that order

Now that’s the way to do things!

No bike, though got out for an early XC run to watch the sun rise alone in the countryside.

Do not feed the troll.

Ask Charlie Sheen.

Just when i was giving up all hope with the forum this thread miraculously appeared.

Perhaps there is a god after all!

Lucy – I stuck with it to see how bad a film could be – I regret my decision

I had that exact feeling when watching it last night.

Should have known better!

Is it on a conveyor belt?

Quiet in the cheap seats!

This thread is brilliant!

😀

worth a watch?

Yes.

Girls & Games – Never go back!

Some folk are batshit crazy when it comes to parking

This x100

Some “genius” undid some of her wheel nuts for daring to park there.

😯

When did she realise this had happened?

I hope it was followed up by having CCTV checked and knocking on some doors?

Tubs. for CX anything else is 2nd best. After all you don’t change a tyre in the middle of a race, you swap wheels or go home.
For riding your CX bikes off road I would go tubes as that will allow a choice of tyres.

+1

orange c16 pimping help

I want to put some straight longer forks to slack the head angle off

NO!

Please don’t do that to what was an excellent bike.

Why not attempt to find all the original parts and build a real retro ride?

There was me thinking this would be a thread about fizzy beverages and rugby players.

How wrong could i have been!

😯

Why do you think you’re about to lose it?

(Ignore – Beaten to it)

No, it’s depressingly cringeworthy.

it won’t be coming out of the airline’s profit.

Woohoo… fares going up….

These.

Good to see the compo culture is alive and well.

It’s worryingly contagious.

Even some of my relatively intelligent friends have started going down the compensation route for very trivial things.

The irony seems to be lost on them when complaining about rising premiums and fares.

what **** people are

What a ****!

What a cockstand

What an idiotic thing to do!

What a nob

Blimey, some serious rage going on about this. Looking forward to the reaction if anyone does this with a baby robin.

It’s just a nice film shot by a chap who’s obviously very skillful and wanted to let his trusted companion experience something new.

You give them money… they give you a car…

3 years later… they take the car back.

Then give them more money for all the scratches, scuffs and dings you didn’t notice. That’s after you exceed your milage allowance of <200 miles per week.

Seen it before but still always makes me chuckle. Think they’re cops (though happy to be corrected) so probably had enough experience of dealing with people to see the funny side of relationships.

don’t click if you don’t want to pay them

Same as on here then.

I have actually now bought a klaxon siren and looking forward to using it……

Please have your GoPro running when you do!

Very Enduro

JoeG – Steady!

From ‘big hitting’ scorn upon my actions, to self righteous admonishment

STW never fails to deliver on both counts!

Am I alone or is anyone on a similar wavelength?

No.

I love Hills, natural singletrack, stopping, looking, appreciating, sunsets, finding new trails and life.

Receiving loud and clear.

😀

Spray him with the hose and tell him to get a job

Brilliant!

😀

I will have a quiet word with her sofatester

Thank you.

Liked.

She’s only 2.5 so forgive her artistic ability

Why?

It’s way too small to scare anything and she needs to be told before it’s too late!

😉

Good effort!

regular road bike but fitted with tri bars and an aero helmet (on me, not the bike) and 50mm section wheels

Don’t change anything so you’ve got a benchmark next time out.

sub 60 next

This.

A sarcastic “Ding Ding” would have been a better.

Still funny though.

😀

DOMS – MTFU

Start doing the big three compounds and you’ll really know what it feels like!

Should I just get another couple of Lifas

Yep.

Rubbish.

Nothing to see here. Move along please.