Well done sas have a cup of tea and pull up a chair.

Did you see anyone wearing a “bomber jacket”?

Steady in the ranks!

DO IT*!

*in a voice louder than druidh

Yes.

Especially if you wear the same kit you had 15 years ago for added retro styleeeeeeeeee!

Powerlinks? What happened to a decent chain tool? You would need one to fix it anyway, wouldn’t you?

Please enlighten me if there is another way!

I think your 73 quid might be better spent on clearasil.

It was only a matter of time!

Bangers and mash. Food of the gods.

You calling me old sofatester?

No, it was a very indirect form of flattery*.

Child = Under 16

<16 + 20 = <36

😀

*Swimming for shore

Is ferreo rocher healthy?

No, of course not you silly person. Though they are very good for clearing your thoat if you swallow them whole!

Getting old rule number 23:

Never try things you thought where good as a child. They will ALWAYS disappoint. This includes computer games, TV shows, sweets and rope swings.

Oh and MTFU 😀

Sleep lots, drink lots (of water) and eat healthy food.

…and BBC iPlayer

PS3

(Xbox if your poor and like paying twice to play online)

If I was bothered by the price of fuel, I wouldn’t be driving a V8…

DO NOT FEED THE TROLL 😉

Expected nothing less Jedi 😀

The singletrack in Broxbourne woods was pretty special today. Playing “can that large frozen puddle hold my weight” added to the amusement!

Good find gab344

If i had a girlfriend i would definitely buy her one of those. Perhaps that’s why i don’t!

Hardly inspired ideas there boys. Try harder

TV, Beer and Cake not good enough for you?

Cake, obviously.

Go on squeeze it down you boy!

No.

If you are not happy get out, things never get better. Look after number one or you will be of no use to anyone.

Sorry if that sounds harsh, just plenty of friends (plus me) have been in a similar situation. Bitterness and resentment can ruin a man. I know first hand.

I personally doubt very much that half the protesters were students more likley it is anyone under the age of 30 who have seen their chance of owning a house, paying for their retirement, or having the same standard of living that you have enjoyed, go down the swanney.

Probabaly not a million miles off reality.

Tinder paper + match anyone?

Will be £5.40 in January, hold off till then to maximise profits.

Sure this thread will still be going on then anyway.

Was it a failed terrorist attack, or simple thuggery?

Same thing.

It was “only” minus 8 yesterday in the shire. So it was, from top to bottom. Millets special fleece hat, under armour base layer, mid weight fleece, gore-tex jacket, Endura tights, sealskins socks and gloves, shimano race SPDs. Toasty.

Lucky I have a few decent hills within 5 mins of the house to get the blood pumping. Riding in these conditions is as good as in summer, if you have the right outlook and tolerance to the cold!

Though i did go for a run at lunch in just shorts, a helly and my trusty fleece hat. Lost feeling in my hands after about 2 minus! 😆

BRILIANT!

😀

The Golden Rule +1

At the bottom of “The Struggle” if i recall.

Been blasting round the frozen trails all week, Bramfield, Broxbourne, Mardley. Though took the road bike out this weekend as i really couldn’t be bothered with washing everything down now it’s thawed.

Where do you chaps roll out from?

😆 @ binners

Remember to wipe.

😆

+1 ernie_lynch

Well said that man!

Look sharp and get your IT sorted well beforehand.

Don’t try and ben funny if you are not funny. In fact even if you are a stand up don’t try and be funny. EVER.

Again, know your shizzle!

I know what you mean. Seems that almost everythread is someone is having a rant at, or complaining about something or someone, be it over politics, other road users or whatever.

Like in the “real world” then.

It’s just you 😉

– Always finish thinking you could do another mile.

– Stretch like it’s going out of fashion.

– Don’t try and beat PB’s every run.

Sure others can add words of wisdom to this list 😀

Rest, eat healthy and plenty of fresh air.

Plus lots of DRUGS!

MUSE RULE*!

Thread closed

*Who are Muse?

Most of the stuff mountainbikers have they don’t really need.

What mountainbikers want is a whole other matter though!

I move a few branches and logs that have been placed across the trails in Broxbourne woods.

Does that count?

NO!

Why did you tell him? 👿

It’s so much fun wandering round the office, flipping peoples screens upside down with a cheeky Ctrl/Alt combo*.

*Yes i have a really exciting job.