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this thread is the best in ages

bonty race lites on my swift and they feel nice and fast

i havent killed them , i just want to use the sand, but looks like i will have to wait till autumn.

thanks
timber

cheers spoon , but i’m out of warheads at the mo

treied working round them and they got quite arsey. but need the sand or at least need to flatten it. gonna get the hose out and see if they swim off

yeah thats the stuff,
i have been using the liquid but suppose the tabs do the same job

elete water really helps me on long rides when i used to get cramp, not sure if its got a supplier in the country any more but its great stuff if you can get hold of it

i had a bad back for 3 weeks after the nec show earlier in the year

do you have a beard ?
do you have a big ego
do you look down on geared riders ?
was your bike made by a manufacturer that know one else has heard of ?

if yes to all these questions
then your well on your way

what mastiles says,
saw them at Bham a few months a go and it was great.

another vote for alpkit. great value bit of kit

your all very sad.
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mtbmatt
my hat is off to you.
great performance.

finishd 10th i think.
she did really well and kept going with the odd little nap staring into her porridge in the early hours.

well done to her and Amanda on their 1st and maybe last 24 hour solo

the good the bad and the ugly especially -L’estasi Dell’oro (The Ecstasy Of Gold)
once upon a time in the west
black hawk down
requiem for a dream
pans labyrinth
alien
enter the dragon
into the wild
fight club

i could go on……….

get yourself a remote

glad to hear your ok.

hope everything is ok for your friend

nae gears though………………. they’re for winners

cover it in tape to stop it going everywhere for starters

congratulations John.
a thoroughly nice bloke who taken far too seriously by most of small minded folk on here

fineshade and wakerley woods on the otherside of stamford from bourne have a few tracks and there are lots of bridleways to explore, nothing too exciting but its better than nothing .
best bet is to get the explorer map

yes i’m staying at high rigg, but my mom warmed me about sharing my booze with stangers.
if you look a friendly sort i might let you have a sniffter though seeing as you ride a bike :-)

you could make it a threesome stu
two of you have matching taste and sheldon hasnt got any :wink:

does that say minger or mango ?

maybe ghey should now be refered to as racerly challenged in future

i think kenny was trying to drown himself in Dalwhinne at sswc

cardhu- super smooth taste and almost empty. will be getting another bottle for sure in sept when i head north

are you still drinking that pint from last week ?

put your claws away stu

you mean rum cask :lol:

so its a race to the sun loungers then,
can we sneak out for a night lap and get our towels in place to beat the germans ?

damn i cut mine yesterday as they were curling over the end of my flip flops

they have a new improved chipset in them now so they run cooler to stop the old problems.

(touch wood)

How about SS champion of other minor european nations ?

excluding any where beginning with S and and ending in n

longest toe nails
hairiest arse( man or woman )