your friends will be in awe of you
the girls will be all over you like a rash
bmw's will swerve to avoid you.
traffic lights will always be on green
you will never wear out your jockey wheels
you shifters will never need repiring
your gear cables wont stretch
if your not your moms favourite… you soon will be
children will cheer you on whenever you pass them.
( all of the above applies unless your name is Stu or Sheldon)
i could go on but i think you get the idea