Cheers Biscuit Powered for the heads up, Green pair bagged!! Do I need them? not sure!! Will the kids take them? Yes!!

Nothing worse than it sucking those secret turbo sessions off your Garmin and dumping on your activities before you even realize!!!

Hi,
Straight up the A683 park in Sedbergh then a nice loop out and over Howgills, probably does not fit the “Low level” but its lovely round there!! Oh I got the knock first and only time was licking Kendal mint cake out of the bottom of a mates camelbak so might not fit the “unfit” bit either!!

Bought Smith junior a job lot off Ebay, tips hard as hell, we now battle with safety glasses on!!!

Bookies not usually far off , still give you 20-1 and most predicting Man City, Arsenal Man Utd then really tight Leicester Liverpool 4th/5th.
Thought the Vardy goal last night was a cracker from a passing cross movement point of view.Think it will be Arsenal`s once they clear up the injury backlogue, but hoping its Liverpool :D

Broke it to young smith last year , he was 11 , thought he could not be going to senior school not knowing, he was devastated , we were all the sods under the sun , it was pure hatred that we`d lied to him, not a nice experience, he came home yesterday and said Danny and Eddie are full on believers, “have you said out to them” “no way I know how bad i was with you, their parents can tell them”

You will be fine although not sure you have your climbing correct as the 305km Dragon Devil only has 3800 mtrs???

Cheers for all the replies, not liking the sound of $$$$$$ ,but hey ho you only live once and the kids will ditch me soon!!!Will look at Virgin and Thomson to see how far my £ goes!!

:D sorry Sure 24mth!!

You would probably stink 12 months a year in Burma :-)
Sure 48hr stick has done me proud for last few years!!(I hope)

3 lots of love!! and pretty much 2 hotel rooms everywhere you go once they are out of a cot!

I trust you to read the question correctly josh in order to cross the finishing line for the degree it was 676/25, 767/25 is not perfectly correct :D :D

Read the full thread joshvegas :-)
Will look at BBSB thanks.
Bought a Texas Instrument calc in about 1979 for I think it was nearly £30 and never worked correctly to far ahead of its day I think!!

Cheers folks, it was finding out how far each grand prix was , lap length ie 5.987km x laps , that was just my basic example!! There were 20 , 15 with calc and 5 long hand, we are free to play now!!!

Happy days chudsy, legend!!!

I love nicknames, saw an old work mate in the pub, double of a Turkish waiter , me- “alright Turk” him- broke down crying , “why wont people just call me Ray” , I didn`t even know his name was Ray after 4 years working with him.
And a few of the nicknames that people never knew they had!!
Coughing Clive, for obvious reasons.
Syrup of figs was one for a poor bloke that had 3 different wigs , just cut, mid cut and need a cut, changeover day was an absolute gem!! Someone blew it off in the end with a windy pipe!!
My favourite was a guy the whole office knew as “one wipe” sadly he smelt of sh** every time he came back from the toilet!!

Tumms every 2 hours!! sorted!!!

Love the tour! , Just ask the likes of Nibali, Contador etc , “have you turned up in the best shape you could for this years tour? think they would all say no , so any superhuman efforts by Froome are not as amazing as they may be!!
As a pretty average 47 year old rider who does the same 50 mile route most Wednesdays , there is weeks when 18 mph is fine and weeks when 15 mph is torture!!
Give them a chance ,as a good judge of character I`d say team Brailsford is what he preaches!!!

19 Public Displays Of Affection That’ll Make You Hate Love

Jesus Del that looks an expensive paper weight if it isn`t face friendly!! will have a look at one in the flesh somewhere. cheers

Me and my son both run HPI savage flux xs model and have bags of fun, be prepared to tinker and buy lots of spares!!!

Was waiting for that Graham s!!! I drive the works van and can set off in any direction everyday and never no where im coming home from!!Oh and I dont use a sat nav just tend to google map night before and then wing it!!!
As for working watching people, jesus!!!

Fair enough Cougar but we drive 1-2 miles maximum down one road through a couple of sets of traffic lights until we turn off to relevant housing estate!!!

A sat nav in your central field of vision is also an MOT fail if I remember correctly, the tester will often remove it and think he/she is meant to put an advisory on the MOT. Correct me if I am wrong.Not from experience but a greater pool of knowledge , bloke stood at the bar in the local!!
On another point , the bell ends that use them in their local area, followed someone living local home from work , sat nav blazing away in middle of screen, can only assume they spent years getting lost on the way home for tea!!

Nice blog jp , cheers!!

Cheers for all the constructive replies, Sadly I just dont suit stubble!! I will dip my toe in the pool that is electric shaving , as soon as I can find one at the right money, as going by the replies it could become a paper weight, as for what razor, any thats on offer with a few free blades.

Do what any young stud would do and go and visit Dr Jerkoff several times a day ,the situation will be under control be and all in hand!!

She must have been amazing!! I calculate about 8 weeks relationship, listening to my kids now it seems to be about 12 weeks before you are an item these days and actually dating.
Seems to me this is the straw that broke the camels back, might be worth looking deeper and see what else is eating away at you, it is probably not this as within a month you`ve been dumped, devastated and still managed two other dates.
As for coke and hookers, people have probably spent longer with hookers!!
Commit to the memory bank and move on mate!!

Cheers for replies might have to have a look as red neck is my typical start to every day!!

Ive licked and chewed 5 year old Kendal mint cake stuck to the bottom of a mates camelbak somewhere out on the Howgills when I had the worst knock ever , so a few weeks past a best before certainly wont worry me at that price!!

Cheers , winging their way to me with a chain cleaner!! :-)

Nice way for all attending to get involved!!

Excellent !!! You’ve got mail!!!

Coniston Hall, 15 min walk along purpose built track into Coniston with a few Boozers to go at , can bag the Old Man on a nice loop for the walk, and the worlds your oyster for MTB,and you won`t be the drunkest there from my experiences over the years!!

Go for it if in your opinion he is ready for it, probably better for a lads and dads adventure for a few outings first , but beware the lure of the glass knife display cabinet will never leave him if he`s anything like me, they are like a magnet home or abroad!!

This has been spot on , no waking up when anyone else moves!!!

There`s going to be a whole new aroma “downstairs” for the forseeable future :D

One of these, swam with it video underwater in the sea. spot on.