Had various crappy Hardcore bands stay at my house in Germany in the early 90’s, favourites were Cro Mags, Alice Donut and Youth of Today. Best one was Chumbawamba slowly arriving in dribs and drabs for breakfast to be greeted by me,hungover in my boxers in the kitchen asking if they really wanted beans on toast or could they just help themselves to cereals and coffee.
Philip Schofield tried to knob my girlfriend in the summer of 88 on his annual trip to Lochgoilhead for fishing.(he failed)
Served “Renee” from Allo Allo over here in Nz in a bar.
Was hitching on the M40 in the early 90s and saw a couple of footballers at a service station, exchanged a glance with a complete stranger who mouthed the words ‘Chrissy Waddle?’ inna fast show style. I lol’d.
Got called a slag by the bald fella out of Freakpower in Glasgow as i’d not gone to his gig.