1: You can’t drive
2: You’re lying
3: You *wish* you could have a BMW and feel emasculated by those who do, so you spend time making things up on forums because it bolsters your fragile self-esteem.
I’ve had a number of BMWs over the years, some have been amazing, some more run of the mill. One thing they all did was drive well, even the midrange diesels.
Errrr, yeah ok.
1) I’m a petrol head. I used to race rally cross and have been on so many track days I’ve lost count.
2) I don’t need to lie.
3) The ones I have driven have been on test drives when looking to buy a new car, I could buy a BMW today if I wanted too.