probably one of these

or these or maybe the slot dropout scandal.

Titanium 29er either custom built or even one from a well known todmorden company

and
more gonads than gears

well someones got to? 😉

i’m voting for my bike is gonna kill your momma

or
more gonads than gears
whichever you prefer

If you can read this then i have stopped.
Stop staring have you never seen 52″ before?

Printed upside down:
If you can read this i have spilt my beer.

Eat my singlespeed dust.
My singlespeed is gonna kill your momma
Less gears than gonads.

This is what you would see if there weren’t big blue tanks full of mud directly outside th back garden

You could try the fungle route if you’ve not tried that before. Starting in aboyne? Or a similar route but up mount keen. The fungle is pretty good and can be extended as you see fit. Likewise mount keen can hoook up with the fungle route. Failing that, head up to ballater and vist highland cycles.
neep site
This is one of the aberdeen clubs and they have a few routes up round here.
Hope this helps

Up to £35 though wwill hopefully have some other accomodation. And i would prefer if we payed sfb to keep his clothes on please. 🙂

People misspelling lose, it seems people think it is spelled loose.

I want to lose weight not loose weight. Loose weight is what you have already.
:o)

May i congratulate ourmaninthenorth on his use of the word pecuniary. Not one you hear every day so, chapeau!

Need: To go and do some turbo training as it is blowing a hoolie here.
Want: An alfine hub/wheel for my soon not to be ss/Or maybe i’ll just get fitter?