Another shout for Dark Matter.

I’m definitely not a magician but I can pull a hair out my arse.

According to Mrs S, the perfect husband has an 8 inch tongue, can breathe through his ears and has a tv on his forehead.

Very South. Met a guy from that area who was his own uncle.

The Wanderers,
Die Hard 3,
Jaws,
Platoon.

My shit life so far – Frankie Boyle. As mentioned before. Last book I laughed out at.

Don’t use connectors as these will snag. Overlap and use tape and if pulling more than one, keep them staggered. If tight, fairy liquid is as good a lube as any.

8 years worth from Ravenscraig. Went for PPS due to better lump sum.
Also noticed when reading through leaflets i was sent that pensions paid into before 2006 can be accessed from age 50 inrtead of the now normal 55.

How do you intend cutting them back, bearing in mind they are live. Dangerous to cut through the full cable and be prepared for a big bang, melting your cutters and cleaning your undercrackers.

Radio / bluetooth speaker. Can’t always guarantee a radio signal, rechargeable speaker is the best thing i’ve got for camping.

Oops, must apologise for spelling your name wrong. 🙂

Also getting Hold Tight / Dave Dee Dozy etc at the start. You can’t unhear this.
One mans meat and all that, County.

As above, Ca plan poir moi screaming out from it. Doesn’t make it bad though. Best thing either of the Galls have done since Whats the Story although Liams ‘For What Its Worth’ wasn’t too bad either.

Pedant alert. Ohms law states
V = I x R.
Although you are correct in saying P = I x V.

Alex Salmond must surely be Satan himself to court such controversy.
Tory election fraud, naughty.
Westminster sex scandal, last weeks news.
Priti Patel, freelance minister.
Boris, apparently unsackable.
PM at party for tax dodging Daily Mail.
Alex on RT. Build the gallows.
Get a grip peeps.

Agree with Oasis and Wonderwall. Ironic that The Masterplan was the B side of the single (remember them?).

Music Hall Paul wrote some pure howlers but then also wrote Here There And Everywhere and Darlin’ so can almost be excused.

Wimpy quarter/half pounder and fries. Always freshly cooked. Not many left but fortunately still one in Strathclyde Park in Motherwell.

As previously mentioned, cup of white vinegar and a couple of hot cycles.

For all in darkest Lanarkshire.

Swapped the mother in laws last year. Same make, model, rating etc.
Makers had changed water inlet from straight to right angled so a job that should have taken an hour turned into a shift trawling diy stores and much faffing about. Beware.

Just read OP again. Constant live should be in common of original switch. Bridge this to common of new switch and take new switched live to light fitting. Take earth from swittch box/junction box or adjacent ceiling rose. Sorry for any confusion.

Absolutely correct but you will also have to run a neutral and earth to the new light fitting.

Ash – Free All Angels
Ramones – It’s Alive
Stone Roses – Stone Roses

Could you replace it for the cost of getting it through an MOT? Also, if you’ve had it a wee while, you know what’s up with it. Compare against buying another banger that you don’t know and could cost the same again next time.

My daughter has a cracker for the accident scammers.

Hello, we’d like to talk to you about your recent car accident.

Oh, you must mean the bump I had in the DeLorean in 2024

Yes, wait a minute ….. click as phone gets hung up.

Darts – Don’t Let It Fade Away. Class

‘sake, Gowky’s could end up with a right bad name if this keeps up.
I mean, it’s not the prettiest place in the world but it’s no Forgewood.
Did I mention I worked in Ellsmere Port once. That’s a wonderful part of the world.

Gowky, aka Gowkthrapple, a charming hamlet on the south side of Wishaw, Lanarkshire.
Often mistaken for Beirut.

Posh end, Heathfield, sometimes referred to as Castlehill estate or Lower Overtown.

Awright ya bawbags. Who knew most folk on here are fae Wishy. Deepest Gowky with a hint of Craigneuk.
Am pure scheme scum me.

Ramones – Baby I Love You
Beatles – You Really Got A Hold On Me.
Stone Roses – Elizabeth My Dear (Scarborough Fair).

Leaning in your corner like a candidate for wax,

Before you start unplugging absolutely everything, narrow your search by first switchlng off the rcd then all the circuit breakers in the consumer unit / fuse box. Switch the rcd back on then switch on each circuit breaker one at a time. When the rcd trips again, investigate the last circuit you switched on. Might save you a bit of time and effort.

Darts, Glasgow Apollo, 1979. I was about 12. Brilliant.

Chewk has arisen – puts kettle on.

BBC Scotland News – So a victorious night for the Tories in the Scottish council elections. And now sport where Aberdeen are celebrating winning the Scottish league after finishing 30 points behind Celtic.

(stolen from facebook)

Just about sums it up.

As above, Lamlash on Arran. Also, Glenluce, the one in the village, not at the top of the hill or Sands of Luce near Sandhead, both not far from Stranraer.

Johnny Gahagan, ex Motherwell FC winger and boyhood hero, now an after dinner speaker, went to see recently appointed manager Jock Wallace. Asking why he couldn’t seem to hold down a regular first team place, he enquired of Mr Wallace “why are you only playing me in the reserves?”
To which the less than sensitive manager replied “because we haven’t got a third team, now f#*k off”.

Just wonderin’

Why is she running about like Rod Stewart or the durty one oot the Bay City Rollers?