I like that…

Filth > dirty > lyric – your thoughts are dirty

“You can be sick as a dog”

And on that basis I’m going back to dog. 😀

Not sick but two pranks I remember, a friend came over from London and we always used to take the piss and give him plenty of abuse, I rolled a nice fat cone and packed the roach end with 4-5 caps from a cap gun, we all passed it around and he could see us smirking but didn’t suspect that as we’d all had a puff, anyway it shit him right up and he got in a right strop and stormed off about half hour after arriving.

Another friend while passed out we completely ‘gimped’ head to toe in black vinyl. Just for good measure we bound his legs and feet together and gave him a pair of gimpy vinyl lobster claws so he couldn’t undo anything, watching him wriggle around the next morning was hysterical.

Did a hostess apply a tourniquet?

Actually in a similar vein… A friend snapped his tool whilst rodgering, he waddled very slowly into the pub the next day and placed what looked like two of the biggest most gigantic burnt baked potatoes on the pool table, they weren’t normally that size but the blood had pooled in his ballsack. His big black balls were the main attraction that day.

Bravo, everyone else now is competing for second place.

Did a kerb drop to flat once.

Go on then….

This thread would be a perfect place to start my gene pool cleansing experiment…..

The excellent cut copy again….

A band could jam or practice –

If you can’t work out the difference between an animals natural instincts and a supposedly civilized human being harming animals for few ****ed up giggles and a laugh then there really is no hope for you.

Is the cat OK?

What’s the weather like over there at the mo?

Me and my chum Henry once went in an Aldi supermarket!

truely messed up, funky, spooky dreams….

I thought it was the weed, but I went through three weeks of insomnia almost completely sleepless, spent the days staggering around like the walking dead, this was then followed by about another three weeks of very little sleep, proper messed up dreams, night terrors and waking up in a puddle of sweat at least once a night.

In the following weeks and months you’ll notice a steady supply of chunky green and brown crap being coughed especially when out on the bike, the riding will get easier/faster as this crap is evicted from your body. Good job all, I’m impressed with your powers of awesome.

I lost interest a few years ago but may well pop along for a look, saw the VW Motorsport wagon on the M4 the other day so I assume it’s King Carlos testing the Polo WRC.

Thanks Dezmondo! *feels appreciated*

RT me and my mum make them on a Saturday night.

A nice dinner and a wee beverage and I’ll still be happy.

Don’t take the piss, it’s a really good likeness.

Is that –

“Do you think I’ll pull binners?”

or

“Do you think I’ll pull, binners?”

Because word on the street is that Binners is easy….

Sweezee is pretty damn cool!

Home > homes have rooms > taken from “We have a room with everything”

Is that you?

Void > take the first letter and the last three and you have my latest discovery VektrOID

Girls > Woman

Nice tune that^

Sorry dude it was meant in a playful manner, I guess I should have added a 😛 or a 😆 or just STFU and typed nothing.

How many years is it since you last had sex?

High on Mutzig and Peroni, in Bar Rhodos Morzine I plonked the two balls left on the pool table completely randomly, and said that one in that pocket and that one there, I then proceeded to pot both balls in the correct pockets and the white up the other end as a bonus. Everyone thought I was some kind of pool wizard, untill I went on to play a proper game like a one handed chimp and lost horribly.

Starkey > stark > naked

First post on a new page takes a while to show?

Weird my internetz went funny then, says mine is the last post but can’t see it….

Now I do…

Thanks, I was going to go with

But I’ll skip that now in favour of –

If you could keep association on film or video etc that would be sweet. had a tough time choosing which VHS based tune to go for.

Breaking Bad
Dexter
Game of Thrones
Spartacus

Memtest.

Malwarebytes.

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