I’m amused by those amused by Peterson.

Thank you, I’m here all night.

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar…

I’m amused by Peterson, he’s very good at instantly highlighting the dim witted professionally offended who need to spend more time listening and less time with their gobs open.

All he does is the equivalent of walking into a room and making a statement like “black people commit more crime” and then rides the wave of carnage.

Just to confirm? Does no mean…

a) no

b) yes

Do you even need to ask?

I’m thinking of getting one. I’ve heard the horror stories

I’ve got some magic beans! Wanna buy them!?!
Such appalling vehicles. I’m not sure I could entertain the company of anyone willingly wanting to buy one.

I’d love to know what the OP does that he is so unproud of…?

Learn some scales and it’s the law that you must know how to play a minimum of two Chic tracks and one by Primus.

True story.

What we need is less of a circle jerk.

Maybe if the miners hadn’t been so foolish as to back the quite impossible demands of the unions then Prime Minister Thatcher wouldn’t have been forced to act so robustly.

It’s the very finely grated stuff, not a wedge.

I’m calling troll.

Is that just because she’s female?

I’d imagine it’s because she’s good at keeping squabbling journos in order on Dateline London.

But that’s just a guess.

I had “sbob rides for Jesus”. Not Hopes, did them myself.

Ikea, especially if you like firm. Avoid memory foam; no good for shagging.

a site like this, with the quality of service

You just made me blow my viognier out of my nose.

Sometimes it get a bit tricky, sometimes it gets a bit silly, sometimes you have to get creative

Sometimes you remember that plenty of companies are willing to deliver…

Holes don’t have to go through anything.

Correct.

If I was planting a tree I would dig a hole, that had a bottom and sides.

Correct.

Therefore the straw has two holes that just happen to meet in the middle.

Incorrect, you have jumped a step in your logic.

You poke a hole through a piece of paper, you don’t poke opposing holes.

A through hole is one hole.

A glory hole is one hole.

There’s a hole in my bucket.

All singular.

Can you hold the bit of the rivnut that protrude from the frame? Molgrips?

Don’t ask him for help; look at the mess he made of his Passat.

(apologies in advance)

A straw is a tube.

And every tube has a hole.

So the answer is one, unless you’re trying to have sex with Mrs Ambrose. Then it’s two or whatever else she says.

What if its made of paper?

Ours are made from abandoned sea shells and are biodegradable.

Not sure if they are vegan friendly though.

That’s all very well but what happens when people start derestricting them and get everyone banned from pedestrian zones.

I’ve shopped for electric wheelchairs and not once was I offered derestriction.

Can’t say the same for electric mopeds.

I was under the impression that if it could be propelled without pedalling then it would need registering and taxing et cetera.

Yes mate, the Powerfly has a walk mode. I’ve not used it yet but I think you activate it by holding down 2 buttons then releasing 1 of them. I’m sure the shop will know.

Is that legal?

I’ve got a Kore 150mm which is interesting as a quick google suggests it doesn’t exist…

Get your arse down to Leogang in 2 weeks and we’ll compare times on the WC DH

IT IS ON!!!

The book is however closed, for obvious reasons.

Ok, so IF im paying for Tax Insurance and the like for my Ebike, then i want it fully unrestricted (as a motorbike) so i can use it to its potential, that way EVERYONE will be happy … ‘Right’?

As long as you stick to where other motorbikes are allowed, yes. Do keep out of the way of us cyclists though. :)

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Seen a couple around Cambridge. I thought they were pseudo-bamboo hipster mobiles, didn’t realize they were electric mopeds.

if I were rich

Crikey!

Only six to go……

Bloody Catholics.

butter and jam on Weetabix when I was aa young un.

Weetabix, butter and cheese for me. Plenty of butter so it isn’t too dry. Prefer a crumbly Wensleydale/Lancashire/Cheshire.

I buy from shops.

From someone that drinks far too much, a very well done.

Second hand razor?

Would you like to borrow my tooth brush?

So beautifully STW.

I have- police roadsafe and and CTC.

What are these?

Passed my Advances Driving Test at 18, since you asked

The RoSPA one that lasts for three years? So 27+yrs ago?

I also very much doubt you are under the limit after two pints.

I don’t.

See if you can find a breathalyser to have a play on, you’ll be unpleasantly surprised.

The limit definitely needs reducing.

On ear AKG Y50 are aa good shout

Odd, never had a problem…

Are you elderly with failing eyesight?

Or a careless pisshead?

Very happy with my Moto G6 for £200, though it might be a bit big for you. I would say USB-C is a must; mini USB was ok but micro is awful and should be avoided like the plague (from my experience of charging customer’s phones in the pub).

Have an affair with someone younger, fitter and more attractive. Should get the message across.

Actually, the only bike I haven’t bought completely blind was my cheapo Halfords commuter road bike, which is excellent at its job.

I hate it with an ungodly passion.

Sorry flyingvee, I was describing my situation.

I had a Rock Shox inline post on my old bike. I’d planned to replace it with a normal post but actually quite liked it.
It was elastomer sprung so did sweet FA in winter and was very soft in summer.