Bass.

Never been in a band (though I’ve guested for the odd recording and a drum n’ bass gig), just play because I like it.

I’m quite partial to the Co-op truly irresistible custard.

The vanilla stuff? Surprisingly good, pored over a hot pud or some such.

Certainly not eaten cold out of the tub you bunch of degenerate perverted deviants.

Get the boy to steal a few more drones and you can fly to work for free!

The majority of US people love guns

The majority of “US people” don’t own one.

I live at work, so yes.

Coconut oil
Black mustard seed
Fresh curry leaf
Onion
Ginger*
Garlic*
Diced beef steak
Tomato
Diced fresh coconut
Turmeric
Garam masala*
Water

Fresh coriander

Cook in that order chucking the last half of ingredients all in.
I use coconut milk instead of water.
*= **** tonnes. Cooked it the other week for my staff and used a whole bulb of garlic and equal amount of ginger, probably a heaped Tblsp of haldi and five times that of garam masala.

You will all be pleased to know a local chancer replied to my online ‘drone found’ posts, guessing (incorrectly) location and model of drone… Nice try, sunshine.

Alternatively, someone quite innocently lost a different drone somewhere else.

Good effort on trying to deflect guilt onto an innocent third party though, we’ll make a drone thief of you yet! :)

As ever: https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/gilet-wearer-admits-his-arms-have-been-cold-for-years-20171031138283

Along with child benefit still not being sorted for two earners on 49999 each who get a full quota where 1 earner on 60000 gets **** all….

Neither should get any.

Job done.

FFS, in a thread full of dumbness, that’s the dumbest comment yet.

Do you fit your gun dog with ear defenders?

It’s almost as if they could have a day for it rather than a week or fortnight, perhaps we could have a tradition or something.

Yawn, traditionally, fireworks have been used for all sorts of celebrations, not just November 5th. My family have been involved in their manufacture for centuries.

feel sorry for those with pets

I feel sorry for pets that have been taught to fear fireworks by their owners. Gun dogs don’t seem to have a problem and it’s not like all the wildlife collectively shits a brick every time there is thunder and lightning.

I’m a pretty tolerant bloke (I’m not really but hey). However people setting off fireworks after 10pm in a residential area should be put in the stocks the following day.

Current curfew is 11pm normally, midnight for Guy Fawkes and 1am for New Year, Chinese New Year and Diwali.

I suffer much greater disturbance by people doing DIY in the morning, shall we ban that as well?

I’m all for banning them from sale to all but licensed firework display operatives.

Good luck.
There is no licence to use fireworks, and it’s curious that you would restrict sales to presumably only the biggest, loudest, most dangerous fireworks available.
It’s like saying you can’t have an air pistol but get your ticket and you can have your RPG.

the hot blanket

Your life is over, don’t spoil other people’s.

Slow down, I haven’t finished my bloody mary yet!

Pork belly has just gone on the specials board so it would be folly to eat anything else mind.

The Flying Coffee Company.

All the crisps the world has ever needed.

Correct colour scheme noted and approved.

What’s the forum’s take on Branston pickle mini cheddars?

He’s not a misogynist, he’s just a very naughty boy who should go clean his room?

Assange?

Old turbos are asking for trouble.
Embrace bangernomics in the proper fashion with a petrol V8 barge. Think 740 BMW.

When is it appropriate to brag about it? It’s not.

Yet the thread was started by someone who does own a TV.

Hilariously, it’s the exact equivalent of someone starting a thread to comment on how vegans always bang on about their lifestyle choices.

What’s the televisual equivalent of bacon?

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I’m just interested…. Can I just ask the ‘I don’t own a TV’ brigade how they consume their grot?

Is it PC/Tablet or do you keep it old school and go rummaging around in the bushes by your local electricity substation for a soggy copy of Razzle?

These days I can only really get off reading badly formatted forum posts whilst an advert in the corner of the screen tries to induce seizure.

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Netflix is awful, you can tell that by the deliberate misspelling.

LoveFilm was acceptable, but only their postal service.

why is anything screen related seen as “bad” (computer games, TV, films etc) whereas radio and books are never seen as a negative thing?

Class is one of those things that just can’t be explained.

We don’t have a TV and feel very superior.

It’s a good start but you live in a terrace which cancels it out. :(

There’s only one frame builder in the world that I would trust to weld me up a Ti frame, except he wouldn’t trust himself to do it…

I’m generally firmly in the “wait til it drops off” camp, but FFS you need to get checked out immediately.

Please.

Really please.

I wouldn’t be without USB-C.

Charges so quickly I don’t have to remember to plug it in overnight and should last longer than the woeful micro USB.

Same in any language.

Made me laugh.

It tells you where it’s from on the packet.

There is nothing odd about killing an animal and then eating it.

Travelling thousands of miles to kill a harmless and defenceless animal and revelling in the beast’s death is beyond odd however.

It explains the relief when I found out.

Which is weird because it’s us oldies that remember the days when Skodas/Ladas were a laughing stock.

I remember when the Skoda/Hyundai dealership opened in Grantchester, Cambridge because my Gran won a brand new Estelle in a competition.

Awful car, hilarious handling though.

Never.

Cycling is safe and I don’t give two shits about my personal safety anyway. No wife/kids.

dunno, paper straws are rubbish though!

Our bio-degradable straws are made from reclaimed sea shells. Must really piss off the vegans!

Soul II Soul – Club Classics Volume I

That album includes the a cappella  version of Back to Life, not only a great track but at 2:42 features the greatest drop of any song ever recorded.

As any intelligent person would understand.

It’s almost as if you’re suggesting people should verify their claims.

Anyone who is aware of the flaws and biases in IQ tests, yet still brags about and inflates their score, must be a bit of a nobber.

Are you actually presenting any evidence for anything that you disagree with?

I’m not a Peterson fan but you should easily come up with something without being a gobshite.

It’s supermarket curry.

Not only are you a massive fairy, but you’ve bred a massive fairy.
Keep that to yourself, don’t advertise it.

I’m really not sure what curry I ended up having last night, but judging by the bumsplosion that just occurred it was a spicy one!

Now that sounds like a shit curry to me.

That’s because you have no sense of taste.

I enjoy lots of flavoursome curries, some packed with heat, some not, but then I have a sense of taste.