Haven’t looked, won’t look.

joat – Member
I don’t think these screens will do a lot to help.

They’ll stop all the dickheads with mobile phones taking videos.

Wash at much higher temperature.

No it isn’t.

A lot of British people mentioned I see, you bunch of nasty patriotic jingoistic bastards.

My vote goes to Daley Thompson.

He’s on to something actually; I have noticed that black zip ties are less brittle. Using them to secure small explosives, the white ones always break first (same size/manufacturer).

aracer – Member

Not impressed by the music, thought stealing the plane was a bit strange and thought the portrayal of oriental snowmen rather racist.

I bet you’d like to ban the portrayal of all snow-people that aren’t West European white males, wouldn’t you?
You evil jingoistic misogynist.

I actually prefer Aliens, but then I watched that first which ruins a massive aspect of the first film.
(Just to clarify as previous post was an obvious wind up)

kimbers – Member

anyway im watching alien on film4
now thats a good film

But not as good as Aliens, right? :-)

Good work! :D

Yep, went from two pillows to one, all sorted.

Least amusing fake login, evar. :arrow:

sofaking – Member

yup. you should never drink blended whisky

Well that was a close call; I was just about to tuck into a bottle of Jura Superstition when I read your post, but have now fortunately been able to toss it towards a local tramp.

samuri – Member

Being chased by some man eating giraffes through my old primary school.

Explain that one dream experts.

It means you’re gay.

Rorschach – Member

Why are people riding mtb’s in ASDA?

I was barred from Tesco for test riding a BMX.
Also barred from a TK Maxx when a group of us discovered “heelies” in adult sizes and also put them to the test.

firestarter – Member

??

I think he means that the person was female and from Asia.

bencooper – Member

The SNELL test – the toughest helmet test, now phased out – tested at an impact speed of 12.5mph.

Why say the standard is phased out?
It still exists and there are still Snell approved helmets on general sale in the UK.

The Christmas shopping.

I haven’t misunderstood the tense of the question.

You are always welcome to my bacon Junkers, failing that I might have some vegan curry that might be more to your liking (missus cooked it, I can’t take the credit; it is good).

Junkyard – Member

You right wingers really work yourself into a froth over Guardian reading lefties to the extent you get wood when you think you have found hypocrisy and boy do you look hard for it

Politically, I’m apparently a fractionally left wing libertarian, but anyhoos you can’t deny that when papers like the express or wail will deliberately focus on race and religion, papers like the guardian will often omit such information, even when it is pertinent to the story.

Well you could, but I’m sure you wouldn’t want to lower the level of respect I have for you, especially as being someone who doesn’t eat bacon you’re currently filed under “potentially untrustworthy”.

Merry Christmas. :lol:

lazybike – Member

I’ve a space in the gun cabinet for an AR15…..

And I’ve got space in my cabinet for 7-9 dead hookers, what are you suggesting? That I go out on another killing spree?

It’s Christmas FFS, how about a bit of charity?

patriotpro – Member

It’s funny how other’s jump upon those other religion bashings threads with great venom yet they’re mysteriously absent when it comes to the “religion of peace”…

Did somebody ask for my assistance? :D

I’ll happily lambast Islam if it’s needed.
Don’t get me wrong, I dislike all religions and think anyone that has a 100% faith in the existence of “God” is a blithering loony, but Islam is the one I like the least (from those that I have encountered).

Unlike most of the Guardian reading hand wringers on here my views are based on first hand experience.

stumpyjon – Member

£17 in my local toyshop, and no i couldn’t wait for Christmas. Belt fed foam dart gun, it does not get any betterer.

Oh yes it does: http://www.manapotions.com/Chaingun.html

You know what you have to do.

wwaswas – Member

Just wanted a simple ‘you can have access from 5 until 10 weekdays so you’d better do your homework when you get home from school’ approach that covered all of his kit.

Apart from that being far too much time to be sat in front of the screen, just tell him.
If he ignores you, bin the ipod.
Ignores you again, bin the xbox.

It’s not difficult.

footflaps – Member

Just park at the top of one of the Fire roads on the Brandon road, the car parks are extortionate esp the High Lodge one.

£10 for the whole day extortionate?
No friends, Northern or both? :P

Avoid the sausage rolls. You’d be a fool not to heed these words.

robbieh – Member

ANY driver can end a life!!!!!!!!! Empty the roads and get everyone on bikes

Who will deliver the bikes?

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Played it in the past.
Go Calcutta!

I’m not going to defend the current Tory party, why would I?
Perhaps people need to go back and read my first post in this thread before marking me down as a tory fanboy, and look at what point I was making.
Then read binners’ first post which proves it. :lol:

footflaps – Member

Do you define ‘how financially well off’ as just gross / net pay or weigh on all the benefits from society – state of NHS, roads, pensions, crime, schools etc.

Eg you might get a 5% pay rise, but you local schools get a 20% funding cut to pay for it. Tories would chose that, Labour would chose the other way round….

Like Labours famous education for all policy?

http://www.socialistparty.org.uk/articles/9180/14-09-2001/scrap-fees-restore-the-grant

There are none so blind…

binners – Member

Well as long as you’re ok, thats ok then. And, in a nutshell, you sum up perfectly your Tory philosophy

But I’m one of those people that was meant to be better off under Labour, according to the anti-Tory lobby!

You can use your imagination to insert the turbo belm photo here.

Sbob – Did you read all that in a Sun editorial?

How anyone who isn’t in the top 10% bracket can come to the conclusion that they’re better off, would suggest you’re what the Tory’s view as a ‘useful idiot’. Voting for them despite it being clearly against your interest to do so. As pointed out – Turkeys voting for christmas

It’s a simple fact that I was better off.
The fact that you have to resort to ad hominem means that I can now comfortably file your posts with jota’s. :-)

binners – Member

You’re not. Its that simple.

No, I really was.
This is comparing how financially well off I was at the end of the conservative party’s last term in office, to the beginning of Labours.

Not comparing parties from decades apart.

Labour did put up income tax, they just called it something else.

footflaps – Member

Labour are far from perfect, but generally Plebs do better under them than under Tories, which is why I just don’t get why so many Plebs line up in their millions to support a bunch of Toffs whose only use for a Pleb is to use one to wipe their arse with.

Depends how you define “plebs” (you do realise some would find that term quite offensive?).

If you define “plebs” as the lower earners, then you are completely wrong and have fallen for the big labour fallacy.
If you define “plebs” as those that don’t earn, then yes, they are better off under labour, know this, and vote for them.
Look at the Scottish and Welsh Labour strongholds and then have a look to see how many of their voters are claiming dole or on the sick.

What’s that?
Way, way above the national average!
Quel surprise! :lol:

(Sarcasm so binners feels at home)

jota180 – Member

The utter bastards, I never knew that

I see you selectively edited my post and changed the premise “attended a private school” to “attended one very specific private school” because you are ill equipped to reply without moving the goalposts.

Thanks for that, I now know to file your replies under W, forthwith.
:wink:

footflaps – Member

The amazing thing is how no end of Plebs go out their way to defend a party whose sole aim is to exploit/screw over the Plebs for their own financial gain. Turkeys voting for Christmas and all that….

If that statement is correct, then why was I, someone who earned less than average (indeed by the standards of some on here I’d be considered poor!), financially better off under the tory party?

footflaps – Member

Ah, so it was Labour who caused the worldwide financial debt crisis. Thanks for clearing that up, there was general worldwide confusion on that one…..

Are you suggesting that Labour’s financial policies were an improvement?
:?

So this tory hatred is mainly based on bitter jealousy then?

Don’t misunderstand me; I think CMD is a massive arsehole, for reasons such as his desire to privatise the police force to his good friends and notorious **** Group 4 Security, or G4S as they are now known in an attempt to hide from their reputation at being unable to simply lock a door.
Amongst other things.

The same hatred still existed when Labour took over. The country was doing well. Slow and steady economic growth. Didn’t take long for Labour to **** that up, did it?

I find it amazing that there are so many who will lambast tory politicians for something as simple as attending a privately funded school, when at the same time not noticing (or not minding) dozens of Labour politicians who were afforded the same privilige.

irelanst – Member

Why would he give you a cash deposit there and then?

I’m not sure you’ve grasped the concept of a deposit…

If he comes to see the van and likes it then he could transfer the money over the minute he got home (or there and then even) rather than carry around a large amount of money.

How do you know this?
I couldn’t.

Get money paid straight into account, making clear on his receipt that the deposit is non-refundable in the event that he fails to make the balance by the agreed date.

zilog6128 – Member

Making money (from ads) is “evil” now?

Now?
Advertising and marketing have always been the work of Satan.

I use firefox because (for me) it is the fastest.
Running a PC that is getting on for a decade old the speed of simple operations is quite noticeable.