local dog rescue centre, as usual 90%+ of the dogs are staffies

Just checked with our local re-homing centre and there is nowhere near that % of staffies, perhaps you need to move somewhere with a better class of animal neglecter. :idea:

Lotus Esprit outside my pub tonight, driven sensibly. Hardly a surprise to find more class in Cambridge than that stinking cesspit London mind. :D

your reputation, dignity, pride, credibility and self-respect?

None of these things exist. :idea:

Its 20:54 if I’m back from the pub this early …..

Precisely this.

Get back down the pub and we can continue this conversation at a more suitable hour.

Cromwell cider is my absolute favourite, but chances of you sourcing it are slim to nil. There is a Welsh one that always sells out at the booze fests I’ve worked on that might be Gwynt Y Ddraig Black Dragon.

I had Peter Grabriel’s Sledgehammer going round my head when I opened the thread, but Daft Punk is a great shout. The way the different dancers represent the different “instruments” is very cool.

Is that something stuck on your lip?

I can’t see, is it a spider’s leg from your Mum’s ball sack?

But honestly I have no idea what you mean. Is this another exercise in not taking responsibility for yourself or are we feeling particularly over-important today? *Enquiring minds want to know.

*They actually don’t.

Well Mrs Smith we’re really sorry that your husband is dead, but we had to run a mile back to the ambulance.

Bingo.

Some people really struggle with accepting that other people have more important jobs than they do and get to do things they can’t.

Already struck off. Just Toy Story and Jaws.

Can I hit a kerb square on, seated on a 3″ tire HT and expect the tire to soak it up just like Rear suspension would?

Absolutely, but make sure you film it to show others.

You can get around the legal problems by simply riding a **** bicycle. :)

I try and avoid them. Mainly because they are tax dodging **** who treat their staff like shit.

Amen. I also don’t fear human interaction.

Though I’ve just moved into a village with *no shops.

And I don’t currently drive.

Hmmmmm…

*four pubs and a gin distillery mind.

Get in quick and enjoy a nicely warmed seat.

I don’t think you understand, I’m still waiting for kerley’s address.

Big clue into how you are not keeping up with the times grandad.

Every time you use a GPS function on your mobile device you are utilizing technology that I have personally made that is whizzing through space, and if you’re viewing whatever grot you’ve decided you could explain away to the wife when caught, probably nought more than the Daily Mail’s sidebar of shame, on an OLED screen then the chances are you can thank me for coming up with the manufacturing method for the business end of the machine that your OLEDs were “grown” on, so don’t talk to me about keeping up with the times sonny Jim.

Admittedly, I still **** into an old sock. I’ll give you that.

electric unicycle

Can we please stop sullying the name and beauty of human powered transport. Use electric monowheel if you wish.

Same goes for all those on these new fangled pedal assisted electric mopeds, for that is what they are. You’ve already admitted to the world that you don’t have the balls to ride a proper motorbike, there’s no need to pretend you’re on a bicycle.

You’re probably the type to nip into the local newsagents with the full intention of purchasing some good quality specialist gentleman’s literature like Club International, yet when it comes to the crunch you’re walking out with yet another disappointing copy of FHM.

Cowards.

Dad: if she’s not rich make sure she can cook.

Brother: don’t buy French or Fiat.

Brother: there’s no such thing as dirty fighting. He’s trying to hurt you so aim for the soft bits.

Mata Amritanandamayi: happiness is a choice.

Mint Sauce carving, poss. a giant wooden keyring.

If you can’t do socks I’ll take a pair of clogs. I have Dutch heritage.

If you can get a MkII Nissan Micra that hasn’t been ragged to death by delivery drivers it will be the most reliable car you’ll ever own, rust permitting.

Paid over £40 for six pints of ale the other night.

That’s atrocious, but if you don’t like it you can always stay home. :)

So he wants 9 innocent victims of a sex crime to be denied justice?

Nice.

So you want innocent people to be banged up for sex crimes they didn’t commit?

Nice.

Have a think about it. It’s all about burden of proof and we have it about right IMO.

The police/media collusion was disgusting. Justice is in the public interest, celebrity fascination isn’t.

I’d have preferred a pair of socks.

Summer special, 1992. Had the superbike review of the Mountaingoat Whisky Town racer, Manitou FS, Funk and I think Alpinestars AlMega XTR.

I still have the socks.

You’re right but this church is slow to adopt sensible ideas

Like atheism? :lol:

It needs to flash?

I’ll flash someone for twenty quid. Other services are available.

Clear or GTFO.

So I’d hope that would be enough to overcome any preconceptions I may have as a result of my social conditioning.

It’s not social conditioning for a bloke (with testes) to fancy a bird (with ovaries). That’s an instinct due to the necessity to reproduce.

Personally I have no desire to reproduce, though the instinct to have sex with the opposite sex remains. Until I meet and fancy a transperson I’m not sure how I’d feel.

Actually, I’d probably feel the tits, arse and fanny safe in the knowledge that there is no danger of any little sbobs nine months down the line. :lol:

The point here is that some people feel that m > f transition does not make the transitioner a real woman

If you mean biologically female, then no it doesn’t. It is why the term “trans-sexual” was dropped in favour of trans-gender. It was an oxymoron. Vice versa also.

There is no 100% correct answer here as we’re starting with a problem that cannot be 100% fixed. Like most things it is probably best to refer to life rule #1: *don’t be a dick about it.

*Less misandristic terms are available.

It is sad when nature doesn’t get things right, but you can’t change your biological sex, and I don’t think it is wrong to only want sexual relations with those of an opposite biological sex. Same as I don’t think it is wrong to only want sexual relations with those of the same biological sex, or to not give a monkey’s and do whatever with *whoever.

*Not with monkeys though, that would be nonconcensual and wrong.

“Charles, how come you never sweat?”

“In the first place, I do not sweat; I perspire. In the second place, I never perspire.”

Just don’t mention weeaboo.

Did someone just say weeaboo…?

As I reach the top of the slip road I remember there is road works should I turn right so moved back into the left hand lane having indicated.

Safe to say that four of them would probably be over the limit, then?

I doubt it.

it certainly sounds like too much.

That’s because it is too much.

You managed to watch that video?

1.25 units per can.

Should take about five or six to make sure for most people.

The drink drive limit is too high, and anyone who reckons they blew just over after only having two pints is a **** liar.

How many did he have? Impairment would begin with the first. :idea:

Excellent news. :)

For the love of all that is STW, why has nobody blamed the OP for living in what obviously must be a less well to do area?

Standards are slipping. :(

Glue a go-pro to a conveniently trained stoat.

My apologies, I didn’t see it was you Graham. You could use a velcro watch strap as a more vegan friendly weasel/camera attachment solution. :)

Glue a go-pro to a conveniently trained stoat.

There’s a PM system?