Maypole
Brewhouse
Elm Tree
Six Bells
Live and Let Live
Salisbury Arms
Hot Numbers cafe for a quick bit of jazz and a glass of wine (also the only place in Cambridge to get a decent coffee)
Cambridge Blue
Kingston Arms
Devonshire Arms (if you can stomach Milton Brewery)
Earl of Beaconsfield (if there’s music on)
196 for a few cocktails then taxi to
Flying Pig for a boogie.

Complete itinerary right there. :D

Please enhance your comment user.

My apologies, I’d quoted something from the Siemens website but the piece of shit forum spaffed all over it so I simply replaced the post with the word bobbins.

It made no reference to the content of your post, which I’m sure was not bobbins. :)

Bobbins.

My point was that it is entirely unhelpful to equate making progress with speeding.

No one who is taught to make progress is taught to break the speed limit.

indeed, quite hypocritical of them isn’t it to not condone it but to then do it.

They don’t.

You’re confusing a group of people who don’t condone speeding with STW driving god fantasists.

it appears that these types of cameras only upset one set of people. those that like to make progress.

“Making progress” is a term used by a group of people that do not condone speeding, so you would be quite wrong. :)

Used to get horrendous regular migraines as a child following an assault by a teacher which included a nasty concussion.

I tried absolutely everything to stop them as I had built up a hefty codeine dependency trying to mitigate the effects.

The only thing that stopped them occurring was cannabis, which I smoked for about ten years. That was fifteen years ago and I might get the start of a migraine (blurred lines, flashing spots)  two or three times a year but if I have a quick rest they go away.

Character piece rather than a murder mysyemy.

Spoiler alert: Covfefe did it.

I need to head back to Alimentum now they have a new head chef.

Scrap that, bastards aren’t open on Mondays or Tuesdays anymore. :(

The Earl of Beaconsfield has a jam night on Tuesdays organised by a chap called Johnny Wright who is one of only half a dozen guitarists that I truly rate.

The Pig didn’t seem to have too many youngsters in there the last couple of times I’ve been. Loads of trannies, but few teenagers, so don’t be put off.

Can we all agree that whatever our views on expensive cars, collecting star wars figurines, watching miserable soap operas and morris dancing nobody has a bloody clue why people gather up their dog’s shit and hang it in bushes?

Yeah, sorry that’s me.

I don’t even have a dog, just hang up other people’s.

Deffo worth a walk along to Grantchester – The Green Man or Blue Ball are best pubs. Avoid the Red Lion

This man speaks sense. The Cambridge Distillery also has a showroom now just over the road from the Green Man.

Cambridge is home to my third favourite pub, The Free Press

Oh noes! He’s ruined his good reputation by recommending a Greene King pub!

Better, much cheaper pubs off Mill Road (and the Elm Tree is just around the corner with a much better selection of ale). Should also mention the Flying Pig as a cracking proper pub with some great regular live music. See also the Green Man Grantchester for live music on Friday nights and Sunday late afternoons, with the odd Saturday night as well.

Surely it can’t have been that much of a surprise, it’s the fanciest restaurant in town

Still the only two star Michelin in East Anglia, AFAIK.

apart from the university its like any other crapy town.

Eeughh!!!

A prole has wandered in uninvited!

Saves printing two different sets of dials?

Construction and Use regs ’86:

“35.—(1) Save as provided in paragraphs (2) and (3), every motor vehicle shall be fitted with a speedometer which, if the vehicle is first used on or after 1st April 1984, shall be capable of indicating speed in both miles per hour and kilometres per hour, either simultaneously or, by the operation of a switch, separately. “

I would think most gin consumed will come from Fife

There aren’t many gin companies that make their own base spirit, but the aforementioned Toad is one of them. Excellent gin, and that’s coming from a Cambridge boy.

St Georges Terroir.

Spirit of Toad Oxford dry.

Audemus Old Ma’s pink pepper.

The Story Gin small batch.

Cabraboc.

Start with those so you know what’s achievable. Don’t start with Bombay for it is awful. I’d rather drink Gordons/Tanqueray (same thing) and that stuff comes from Fife, so cannot be trusted.

If you’re in the supermarket then Hendricks is good, as is Opihr.

I should probably recommend the Cambridge Distillery’s gin as well, as I can see them from my house.

Really? The A9 is now tedious and boring with people doing dangerous overtakes.

Surely the dangerous overtakes make it exciting and interesting?

Run out of **** socks more likely.

Bit far, Bob, bit far.

Not really……..

If you’re going to be a tedious **** for that long you deserve a FOAD………

Did you know that video of JHJ with known paedophiles exists………?

Makes you think……….

Just been given one, second hand.

Second hand mucky sex pond?

Nice.

Does it make the news because it’s **** clickbait, much like this thread?

How are you people getting caught so easily?

I drove a 400Bhp+ E39 M5 that would do 0-60 in less than 5 secs and over 187mph and have a licence that’s cleaner than the Queen’s wipe.

Sort yourselves out!

I’d be interested if anyone has got any actual evidence of this happening.

I’ve already covered this:

it’s bollocks

HTH.

I used to work with a chap who had never been abroad. I think it had been 30+ yrs since he’d seen the sea. He used to use his summer hols to paint his fence/shed.

All my family have been abroad, but then the UK is abroad for half of them.

Two weeks if you are the registered keeper.

I didn’t see anyone comment on it

That would be because it’s bollocks.

Some insurance companies still ask you to declare that you have been on a Speed Awareness Course so you may still have to declare to insurance company.

Admiral Group ask you.

Not sure if they can find out if you tell porkies though…

Mate just did the course, was slightly less than the fine.

Also points only last for three years, for totting up purposes even if they are declarable to Ins Cos for five and physically remain on your licence for four.

Henry vacuum cleaners are cheap and indestructible, but aren’t without their problems…

I can’t abide almonds I’m afraid.

Last time I baked a cake for work (a salted caramel and nectarine sponge) the assistant manager was so impressed I ended up bedding her.

Such differing outcomes from our mutual love of baking cakes, eh OP!

And forever be known as the cake guy with no sense of humour, that puts his foot down if his desserts aren’t taken seriously?

After telling the pricks that he **** their wives and then literally pissing on them? I think he’ll have a slightly different reputation after that.

love to rip the piss and say that it’s my wife doing all the baking

“Well it wouldn’t be your wife doing the baking as she was too busy sucking my xxxx”

Retaliate and escalate. From my experience of gobshite weegies they can give but they can’t take, which is why you go in with the above. Next move would be to actually wee on their shoes, in the canteen. Let them know firmly that you’ve had enough.

ETA: or what nobeer said.

Had it a week ago with Firefox on Win10.

I’ve always assumed that STW’s MO was having the site so shite for so long that people just get used to it, which I have, which is why I didn’t mention it. Or I may have whilst drunk, who knows? Following content is such a pain in the arse I don’t bother trying.

Can anyone recommend a good replacement for a 2000 GT Zaskar X? Doesn’t need to be matte black, though colour is a swinger.

Cheers,

sbob.

xxx

I’ll give you £20 and the recipe for my amazingly famous fish tacos.

I can buy one from a U.K. dealer

Then just do this, and stop being such a skinflint.

I preferred Music for the jilted generation

Pervert.

Mmmmmm.

Any suggestions?

Mentioning it features the theme tune to Knightrider would have narrowed it down, but Pyro has to have it.

It’s all pretty simple.

Saloons are for men, hatchbacks are for doing the shopping and estates are for those who have dogs.