Stop being a pathetic troll.

Go **** yourself.

If you disagree, say so. If you want to start calling names at least do it with conviction, you coward.

Well it does give the squaddies something to do when they are bored and running around the northumbrian countryside for weeks on end.

I’m sure they look forward to the extra excitement of fighting fires with scant training and out-dated equipment. :)

Which is not what he argued.

He pointed out he doesn’t get a shift allowance, as many people don’t. I pointed out that he does get quite a handsome wage in lieu of his lack of allowance. Apologies for not making that clear.

Its a career choice open to all, but not all at suitable.

Well the army seem to cope with the role reasonably well on a much lesser wage whenever you fancy extra hollibobs. ;)

and what of it?

That you get far from nothing. Apologies for not making that clear.

I get nothing

That’s not quite true is it?

£460 a month 14.7% of my salary

Sounds like you’re getting pretty reasonable remuneration, well in excess of the national average.

I pay £25 a year for a forum subscription and £5 a month for my phone services.

The only other bill I have is rent at £250 a month.

Firefighters remind me of British Leyland of the ’70s

What are you on about?

I’m no scab

Oh, as you were.

So why are you trying to defend the scum bags on the list, sbob?

That’s simple; I’m not. When did you stop beating your wife?

Still “no-one”, sbob?

Unless you have provided links to some white male MPs who have had PCoJ convictions swept under the rug, then no, still no-one.

I am of course guessing that you have failed to supply such evidence as I have given up reading your shite for the day, yet am seemingly confident that you haven’t.

The only thing we should be discussing here is why she has only been suspended by the labour party and not sacked.

That, and the length of her gaol term. I’d like to see at least 24 months bearing in mind how considered her perversion was.

a lady speeder

Look how the bullshitter has chosen to employ exactly the same tactic that he has just been called out for.

How brazen these shite-talkers are!

Anyone would think the woman (doesn’t sound as soft as lady, does it?) hadn’t just been found guilty of perverting the course of justice, a crime so serious it almost always commands a custodial sentence.

Don’t let him mislead you kids!

What about Clive Betts then?

When was he found guilty of PCoJ?

Oh, he wasn’t. Pathetic attempt.

My point here is that a black woman has her legal problems all over the media whilst other white male politicians with convictions have them quietly brushed under the carpet.

Note the subtle difference in language employed here. Anyone would think she hadn’t just been found guilty!

Know your bullshitters kids. :)

Hopefully she’ll be imprisoned.

My point here is that a black woman has her legal problems all over the media whilst other white male politicians with convictions have them quietly brushed under the carpet.

What utter bollocks.

Who has had a PCoJ swept under the carpet?

No-one.

White male Chris Huhne was all over the rags when he was charged with PCoJ, as were the Hamiltons when they tried their defence for speeding, so well known and publicized that they lent their name to that particular defence.

Yer chattin’ shite.

If pretending I’m ranting also helps deflect from your obvious ruse, you fill yer boots. :)

Yeah! Bloody idiots! You steal that parcel, that’ll learn ’em!

I stand by my previous comment.

What’s a scissor key?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e0/Scissor_switch_mechanism.svg/220px-Scissor_switch_mechanism.svg.png

It’s how the keys move up and down. Scissor is meant to maintain a flatter movement.

Why did you bother asking the question if your intent was to keep/steal (delete as appropriate) them anyway?

The OP feels like a muppet for not bothering to check with reception to see if a parcel had been delivered before ordering more pointless filters. This thread is just part of a plan to increase the OP’s levels of pseudo-rage until they dwarf his feelings of embarrassment, thus allaying any guilt for stealing the filters.

how do I at least shut the Amazonian cow bag up?

Try being better company to the wife. :)

Maybe that’s because he’s a “nurse”?

Don’t forget slumlord.

my mate and I had an evenings free beer, that’s two pints each.

Obvious troll is tiresome.

I was taking the piss.

You can slice it and make it into steaks!

It’s no surprise really, you’ve pointed your optical device at the brightest object in existence, what did you think would happen?
Obviously, as above, this has summoned the spirit of St. Paedobear, who appears near Christmas to nonce on kids in rucksacks when their parents aren’t looking.
Probably best to get a front carrying child storage solution, just to be safe.

These attempted *Spoilers* are actually quite shit, if you don’t mind me saying.

On the contrary, I enjoyed this comment.

The real answer is of course that it was actual magic, and having once met Paul Daniels’ wife I can’t help but feel that I am an authority on the subject.

Yawn. How many pubs and bars could survive year round without the huge increase in takings they get during Christmas?

We survive on hot air and bollocks. Nov-Feb are the slowest months of the year.

I don’t understand how anybody can have the audacity to say that paranormal stuff is pure gash.

It’s because it’s bollocks mate.
No-one has ever been able to prove that it isn’t bollocks, because it is bollocks.

There have been prizes and everything, but it’s all bollocks. Have a word.

Holbrooks are just Ray-Ban rip offs anyway, so as long as you don’t mind *looking like a) a pauper, b) an Oakleys wearer, or c) geex, you might as well fill your boots.

*sorted into ascending levels of ghastliness.

My money is on a sporadic brainfart, or at least I believe that’s the medical term.

Need to gather evidence!

Of you not typing backwards…

Harsh.

It’s not rude if it’s true.

See also: it’s ok if it’s funny.

There is such a thing as hermaphroditism, so that’s three.

And trannies are neuters, so that’s at least four.

As opposed to the majority of pubs

You must be the first person I’ve known that has visited the cellars of the majority of pubs.

I haven’t visited the majority of pubs, but thankfully singletrackmind’s description is far from the truth of my experience.
I have no idea why he or she would find barrels with no spiles in (bar the ever more common vertical extraction), it is again the opposite of my experience.

I will reiterate that I have only worked in a few pubs, not the majority like others(!), but every pub I have worked in has had full marks from cask marque and been featured in the good beer guide.

Plus our chips are made from potato.

What the hell, I thought STW had opened an English Defence League chapter or something?

We had to call it something different from the Pistonheads version it was nicked from; TFND+LT.

It’s where most posters get their inspiration, especially the ones who swear they’re not posters there.
We can spot you!

If you like Thea you make like these two

There were four on stage you misandrist.

Big up to Frankie Boyle guesting on bass.

And as for the comment about JDW selling it for less than it costs a free house to buy , guess what. Total BS . I can run the numbers , but i can assure you its a total fabrication.

Wind it in old boy, I never said free house, I simply said proper pubs, and I stand by my comment for I can also “run the numbers”.

But for clarification to those who don’t know the business, a large chain free house like ‘spoons can buy a barrel at less than half the price your friendly tied landlord can.

Top tip: if you enjoy eating real food, avoid any establishment where the chips aren’t gluten free. ;)

That’s an even better vote winner than free laptops!

OK I’ll put it this way; none of the 24yr olds I know can afford to buy a pub.

Same here, replies are still there but topics started aren’t.